The tip of the day

[Silverfalcon]

Be moderate in everything, neither 2 much nor 2 less

 

[donrahul]

Dont smoke a cigarette when the wind is blowing in your face.
Dont smoke a Cigar which you are not familiar with, in front of your girl friend unles you wanna end up coughing with tears streaming.

 

[Shirazi]

Tell your girlfriend how beautiful she looks and how lucky you are to have her.
Do that atleast one a day, twice or more on special occaisions

 

[RabzonKhan]

Never ask a woman her age.

 

[Jihad]

Never ask a woman her age.

Or weight.

My tip of the day: Say it don't spray it!

 

[Salik]

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Smile increases your face value.

But not that of.....Dark......Knight.

 

[Hira Niazi]

Always learn the wisdom of compromise because its better to bend a little than to break a relation forever...!

 

[thorosius]

This thread is becoming a qoutation thread!

Since there are a lot of eating tips here, let me add mine.

Eat, Eat and Eat some more. When you have eaten to your full, shove some more down your throat. Thoroghly exercise in the morning. Always start your eating frenzy with a glass of water and never drink water after you have finished eating.

For the car owners: I use a mixture of vinegar, baking powder and hot water as cleaning solution for my car, specifically for the windshield but works on other surfaces too including interior. This gives the car exterior a very good shine. The solution when applied to the windshield before parking your car outside at night in winter, prevents frost formation.

 

[Silverfalcon]

If you own an airgun

Buy some helium balloons, let them go up in the sky and then shoot them !

Make sure no one is around that could get hurt.

 

[thorosius]

I hope they find an efficient way to convert sea water into fresh water otherwise wars over water is imminent!

Other tip of the day : DON'T WASTE PAANI !

Check this out!

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[Salik]

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Did know...Horse and Parrot.....both are halal, like goat or chicken.

Horses were forbideen to eat bcoz it was a major instrument in the wars in past. And parrot, probably it is rare and not eaten.

So, if ever come across these two in the dish, never hesitate to gulp...

 

[Blossom]

Yes! In case of extreme scarcity! we can eat horse, or stallion whatsoever.Thats what I heard.But since they are a source of transportation or burden carrying animals...the frequent use is forbidden.

Tip of the day
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once

 

[Salik]

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Neither… the horse is war instrument any more; nor is a transportation and burden carrying animal. It is diesel engine age ma’am.

Mostly it is used for sports now.


Tip of the day

Never argue with a lady in general... if she is cute in particular.

Sorry ma’am…
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[thorosius]

Did know...Horse and Parrot.....both are halal, like goat or chicken.

Horses were forbideen to eat bcoz it was a major instrument in the wars in past. And parrot, probably it is rare and not eaten.

So, if ever come across these two in the dish, never hesitate to gulp...

Ah? How did you come about this info?

 

[Silverfalcon]

I don't recall any account in which a Muslim has eaten a horse or a parrot. ( Life threatening situations are not counted, cause we are allowed to eat anything in that case )

Parrot has a curved beak, and any bird with a curved beak is considered as haram.