The Only Guide To What Happened On The Internet Since The Drama In Karachi Last Night

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The Only Guide To What Happened On The Internet Since The Drama In Karachi Last Night

Haadia Paracha
August 23, 2016
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Last night in Karachi was rather eventful, to say the least. Many think it was a pretty epic day, considering how unprecedented decisions were taken and unprecedented announcements were made. Things were so heated that internet in Pakistan was absolutely lit, and it wasn’t because the K-electric was being super efficient.

Here’s a quick summary of all that went down:

Aamir bhai had made these claims back in July:

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Arnold ShalwarNikker @DaPakiGuy
Himmat hai to mujhay pakar ker dikhao ~ Dr. Aamir Liaquat Hussain

12:05 AM - 23 Aug 2016

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  9696 likes

And Rangers seemed to have accepted his challenge
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Haniya. @BrownChica_
BEST DAY EVERRR

11:56 PM - 22 Aug 2016

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  22 Retweets
  
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  1010 likes

 

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Pakistani twitter kind of, sort of, went CRAZY.

And a whole lotta memes were born

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Sir Saith Abdullah @SaithAbdullah99
Live from rangers headquarters

12:24 AM - 23 Aug 2016

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  257257 Retweets
  
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  274274 likes

People thought the Rangers were playing Pokémon GO

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Abdul Ahad Jawaid @abdulahadjawaid
When you trying to catch a rare Pokemon

12:57 AM - 23 Aug 2016

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  5757 Retweets
  
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  4545 likes

While others were concerned about Dr. sahab‘s life

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layla. @Mozzarlayla
Amir Liaqat right now

11:57 PM - 22 Aug 2016

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  6363 Retweets
  
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  6262 likes

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M. @CaptBomb_
"Kyun bharway, ab jail ki daal khaeyga, DAAL?"

11:55 PM - 22 Aug 2016

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  99 Retweets
  
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  2424 likes

 

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ℳ. ℳ @TonkeePonkee
Amir are you okay?
Amir are you okay,are you okay Amir?

You've been hit by
You've been struck by
A smooth criminal

1:54 AM - 23 Aug 2016

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  7171 Retweets
  
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karachikhatmal @karachikhatmal
When you convince bae to go to a movie together but they bring along a cousin to sit between you two.

5:29 PM - 23 Aug 2016

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This guy thinks the whole controversy was a move by MQM to distract Pakistanis from their new love



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Farhan . @BakwasBandKer
MQM wanted to divert our attention from Momina Mustehsan.

11:12 PM - 22 Aug 2016

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  9696 Retweets
  
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Also see: 11 Things You Didn’t Know About Momina Mustehsan From Coke Studio 9 (You’re Welcome)

And Dr. Farooq Sattar’s “meeting” with the Rangers last night had people talking

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MANI @M4NIII
Farooq Sattar feat. Rangers... Khereyan de naal.

1:28 AM - 23 Aug 2016

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hareem @NiHaoItsReem
"Sir bas ek chance please. Ab bunk nahi marungi.

"

10:16 PM - 22 Aug 2016 · Sindh, Pakistan, Pakistan

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This is how people reacted to Dr. Farooq Sattar’s press conference from earlier today

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I. @imdadawan
Begum: Kal dafter k bahanay sara din kidher thay??

Me:

4:52 PM - 23 Aug 2016

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karachikhatmal @karachikhatmal
ANALYSIS: MQM leadership reacts to Altaf Bhai's speech.

5:14 PM - 23 Aug 2016

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Shabbir Kazmi @HaayeShabbir
"MQM hum hain, aur hum MQM hain." - Farooq Sattar

5:07 PM - 23 Aug 2016

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Broken News @NewsParodyPk
Meanwhile Farooq satar.

5:12 PM - 23 Aug 2016

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  3737 Retweets
  
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karachikhatmal @karachikhatmal
when you're almost 16 and your mom still tries to take your eidi away for savings

5:13 PM - 23 Aug 2016

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This guy thinks he knows why Farooq Sattar sahab made the press conference

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H ul Haq @H_Shahh
Thakur is my best Friend!

5:50 PM - 23 Aug 2016

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  7878 Retweets
  
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  6363 likes

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Iman Azmat @Imanazmat
Arrest Farooq Sattar: check
Rock bad *** mustache: double check

12:19 AM - 23 Aug 2016 · Punjab, Pakistan, Pakistan

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  33 Retweets
  
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  44 likes

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Sir Saith Abdullah @SaithAbdullah99
You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about.

12:49 AM - 23 Aug 2016

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  172172 likes

Amid all the craziness this one hadn’t forgotten about Dr. Aamir Liaquat

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کشف عاصم @kashafasim
When girls tell me they are against patriarchy but are against feminists too.

5:07 PM - 23 Aug 2016

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  1818 Retweets
  
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  1818 likes

While others were wondering what’s happening at Bani Gala







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Sir Main Dad @SirJohnRoe
Imran Khan Right Now ....#FarooqSattar

5:19 PM - 23 Aug 2016

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Sir Main Dad @SirJohnRoe
Imran Khan Right Now ....#FarooqSattar

5:19 PM - 23 Aug 2016




Meanwhile, Altaf Hussain:


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Khadija. @5odayja
WHY ON EARTH IS ALTAF HUSSAIN DOING HAJJ AT HIS HOME

12:32 AM - 23 Aug 2016

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While these reactions to the controversy in Karachi have us ROFL-ing like crazy, if you have any more funny stuff to add, let us know.
http://www.mangobaaz.com/drama-in-karachi-broke-the-internet/
@django @The Sandman @PaklovesTurkiye @Pakistani Exile @Musafir117 @Moonlight @notorious_eagle

 

[barbarosa]

Pakistani twitter kind of, sort of, went CRAZY.

And a whole lotta memes were born

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https://twitter.com/SaithAbdullah99
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Sir Saith Abdullah @SaithAbdullah99
Live from rangers headquarters

12:24 AM - 23 Aug 2016

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    257257 Retweets
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    274274 likes

People thought the Rangers were playing Pokémon GO

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https://twitter.com/abdulahadjawaid
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Abdul Ahad Jawaid @abdulahadjawaid
When you trying to catch a rare Pokemon

12:57 AM - 23 Aug 2016

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    5757 Retweets
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    4545 likes

While others were concerned about Dr. sahab‘s life

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https://twitter.com/Mozzarlayla
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layla. @Mozzarlayla
Amir Liaqat right now

11:57 PM - 22 Aug 2016

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    6363 Retweets
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    6262 likes

https://twitter.com/CaptBomb_
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M. @CaptBomb_
"Kyun bharway, ab jail ki daal khaeyga, DAAL?"

11:55 PM - 22 Aug 2016

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What a handsome young boy hunted by MQM for to facilitate Altaf bhai in London,shame MQM.

 

[Zibago]

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[waseemdew]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=559283620900680

Dono ek jaisay hain Altaf ka sathi tha nhn hai aur isk sath to aj bhi hazaron kay QATIL HAIN

MQM ka topi darama hai ye sb millay huay hain aur MQM se alag hokar PAKISTAN ki bat q nhn karty?????????????????

 

[That Guy]

It's all fun and games now, but it isn't over for Altaf Hussain. Farook Sattar is still loyal to him, and will continue taking orders, he'll just be more discrete about it. MQM will survive this, it is too potent of a virus.