The Debate with Zaid Hamid

[FNFAL]

why do pakistani female reporters have this fake accent?

 

[veekysingh]

yaaah... what is the story behind her accent.

She might hv try to learn American accent for getting American visa,this the only reason one can understand her hate for Pakistan's old America and i can understand the hate for jews and evil hindus

 

[FNFAL]

Planning for Ghazw-e-Hind

have gajar ka halwa instead..way more satisfying

 

[GURU DUTT]

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[janon]

Planning for Ghazw-e-Hind

Don't you think your army has a better chance than him?

The picture I showed is from an army base camp near the LoC. It's the professional duty of the armed forces to plan for war. But to see a red hatted clown gabbing about it and posing belliegerently in front of such signs...well, we all need humor and entertainment in our lives, so all power to him.

 

[veekysingh]

Oh I see........than Zaid Hamid is absolutely correct Afterall......!!

See ours one hv realistic touch it's written on a real mile stone. While the other one seems to be a officially decorative peice, no one put a marble slab for a mile stone.

 

[GURU DUTT]

have gajar ka halwa instead..way more satisfying

aur is mausam me tere ko gajar ka halwa kahan milega

 

[pak-marine]

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extracted this gem from hazrat hamid rehmat ul lil alameen's page ::

Blasphemous question in today's IIT entrance test, Ghazwa e IITs inevitable now-

Q. If two friends Ram and Rahim run at speeds 5 m/s and 4 m/s respectively then how much land will they cover by running continuously for 2 days and 2 nights?

Following blasphemies have been found in this question

1. This is against 2 Nation theory as Ram and Rahim can never be friends.

2. Banya Ram can never run faster then Mard e Momin Rahim, it violates Islamic theorem of motion- 1 Momin = 10 Hindu Banya

3. Infidels did not let Rahim pray 5 times as he was forced to run continuously for 2 days/nights.

Humne ek ek sawaal ka hisaab kiya hua hai. We will take revenge.

 

[GURU DUTT]

extracted this gem from hazrat hamid rehmat ul lil alameen's page ::

Blasphemous question in today's IIT entrance test, Ghazwa e IITs inevitable now-

Q. If two friends Ram and Rahim run at speeds 5 m/s and 4 m/s respectively then how much land will they cover by running continuously for 2 days and 2 nights?

Following blasphemies have been found in this question

1. This is against 2 Nation theory as Ram and Rahim can never be friends.

2. Banya Ram can never run faster then Mard e Momin Rahim, it violates Islamic theorem of motion- 1 Momin = 10 Hindu Banya

3. Infidels did not let Rahim pray 5 times as he was forced to run continuously for 2 days/nights.

Humne ek ek sawaal ka hisaab kiya hua hai. We will take revenge.

Shaheens Tips for tomorrow's JEE -
Wear a suicide vest and explode it inside the examination hall and u succeed in the JEE i.e. JANNAT ENTRANCE TEST in an institute where there is a sex ratio of 72:1...Endians dont even have a sex ratio of .072:1 in their IITS

Shaheen 1
Banya 0
Penguin 72

Baba Ekbal's 'Momin-Banya theorem' explained by Indian Shaheens. Thank Allah we are not alone. We can see banya shivering while reading this.
Shayad ye zyada logon ko na pata ho
.
.
Jang e Badr - 313 VS 1000

Jang e Uhad - 700 VS 3000

Jang e Ahzab - 2000 VS 24000

Jang e Tabook - 30,000 VS Lakhs.

Wo 313 The To Larzta Tha Zamana

Aaj Ham Karoron He To Karte He
Gulami

AkhirKyun ??

Is Liye Ke Sahaba e Kiraam Sunnat Ko
Sunnat Samajh Kar Amal Karte The or
Aaj Hum Sunnat Ko Sunnat Samajh
Kar
Chor Dete He or
Kehte He Ke Ye Sunnat Hi To Hai na Koi

Allah Hame Shari'at Ke Mutabiq
Zindagi
Guzarne Ki Taufeeq De aur
Rasul Sallallaho Alayhi Wasllam Ki
Sunnato
KoApni Zindagi Me Lane Ki Taufeeq
De... Ameen

 

[pak-marine]

JEE i.e. JANNAT ENTRANCE TEST in an institute where there is a sex ratio of 72:1...Endians dont even have a sex ratio of .072:1 in their IITS

lol

 

[GURU DUTT]

lol

 

[baajey]

i feel for zaid hamid saab.....
if he gives u guys so much happiness (in terms of comedy), please dont say bad things about him.....
we should mate nishan e haider n bharat ratna n give it to zaid bhai....

 

[Roybot]

Yakeen Jaaniye

 

[GURU DUTT]

i feel for zaid hamid saab.....
if he gives u guys so much happiness (in terms of comedy), please dont say bad things about him.....
we should mate nishan e haider n bharat ratna n give it to zaid bhai....

Yakeen Jaaniye

 

[timetravel]

Zaid hamid is Indian Agent..