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You are way too boring and deluded and so are your stories.
@Mentee aa tee bisti nhi hogai
@Dawood Ibrahim Etha vekho

Deluded mental case of a guy dances in a circle for 40 nights to get a 'Signal' from lord almighty and asks other to do the same. He needs mental help.
TBH I used to think the same 2 years ago but As I knew him and befriended with him for last few years I came to a conclusion he is a smart *** , bht phonchi hoi cheez hain
 
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Its weird to leave no stone unturned when we will have to leave this jahanum for another one :)


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@Mentee aa tee bisti nhi hogai
@Dawood Ibrahim Etha vekho


TBH I used to think the same 2 years ago but As I knew him and befriended with him for last few years I came to a conclusion he is a smart *** , bht phonchi hoi cheez hain
@valar is a hippy nigga. Need some MTV as @Signalian is feeding us all Ptv :astagh:
 
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@valar is a hippy nigga. Need some MTV as @Signalian is feeding us all Ptv :astagh:
PTV pe ashfaq ahmed sahab ka eik program ata tha-> Zaviya, excellent talk in that.

anyways,

God said to angel of death, next time you go down on earth to take his soul and cant locate him, then start praising him and his knowledge but mention to him that even though you are perfectionist you made one mistake this time, he will himself tell you where he is standing because he is sop proud of himself that he thinks he cant make a mistake !

So the angel of death went down again at given time, again to find many many clones of this person.

The angel of death started praising his ability to evade death and that how smart and intelligent he is and then said this time you made a mistake even with all the knowledge that you possess.

The man, standing between many many clones, at once spoke up, I have made no mistake, I have been evading you for many years now and i have repeated the same procedure again and i'm perfect in it.

On hearing this, the angel of death looked at him and without wasting even a milli-second got to him, opened the lock and took his soul out from his body.

Boring...
save yourself the torture, dont read my posts, in fact use the ignore button, its there for a purpose.
 
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^^^Always feel good by ridiculing the physical deformities of others
 
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Poor soul reminds me of the typical Desi criminal,s obvious dialogue when hes about to get nabbed.
"pulsaan pay gea j" :-)

Someone just took the room temperature challenge Allah bachay:D
dekh lo @tps77 , Mentee ne khudi criminals ka bolna shuru kar diya na..where are criminals found...where are the nabbed from..who nabs them....aur blame muje kartay ho !!!!
 
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Fight on Moon....kisi ---- i dea :lol:
 
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