ten things to change when india becomes a hindu rashtra

[gslv]

masturbating won't make your hand pregnant in your afterlife.

I am sure the mullah will make a chimpanzee proud.

 

[jamahir]

So a pseudo socialist with a deep hatred for Hindus.

how did you arrive at either conclusion??

socialism is a political way for progress now and and harmony with ecology/nature, and progress towards eventual true communism

hindus are people... why would i deeply hate any people unless someone is anti-human, and this someone could be from any community or region??

 

[Koovie]

Atleast driving a car won't make you lose your virginity, or masturbating won't make your hand pregnant in your afterlife.

I don't want to live with a pregnant hand.

You forgot participating in sports

 

[jamahir]

Atleast driving a car won't make you lose your virginity, or masturbating won't make your hand pregnant in your afterlife.

I don't want to live with a pregnant hand.

perhaps you have come wrongly into this thread.

 

[Skull and Bones]

You forgot participating in sports

I don't mind girls looking at my thighs.

 

[kaku1]

Ten things to change when India becomes a Hindu Rashtra
Here's wishing 2021 is not so far.


Devanik Saha
@devanikindia


1) Delhi will become Hastinapur. So, we will have to go to New Hastinapur Railway Station and Old Hastinapur Railway Stationto catch a train. Delhi University will be known as Hastinapur University. Lutyens' Delhi will be renamed as Lutyens' Hastinapur and Dilliwalas will be known as Hastinapurwalas. On the Metro, the speaker will announce "Hastinapur Metro mei aapka swagat hai".

2) Luxury brands will have to stop selling and marketing their usual wares. Instead they will come out with an all new line for the fashionable Hindu youth: think saffron robes, mini saffron robes, deep neck saffron robes, etc. Instead of rubber sandals, you can even sport saffron coloured wooden sandals. Nike's logo will become a saffron coloured tick.

3) Think Tinder but in Sanskrit or something like that. Young people will propose to girls in Sanskrit with a lit agarbatti in hand (the truer your affections, the longer the agarbatti). Only after approval from parents of both parties can the boy walk up to a girl and say: "Aham tubhyam pranyaami" (I love you) and "Bhavati Mam parinesyati kim" (Will you marry me?)

4) India's population will decrease by 70 per cent since people who did not vote for Narendra Modi or are not true Hindus will be teleported to Pakistan using Vedic maths. Pakistan will become the world's largest democracy and a secular nation and India will become a Hindu Rashtra. Hence, history will be reversed.

5) All major Western brands for women will shut shop as no jeans and no short clothes will be allowed (understandably so). Only salwar kameez, dupattas and saris will be available. Beauty pageants will be renamed as "Shrimati Bharat" and "Shriman Bharat". For formal wear, men will be required to consult Baba Ramdev on matters of fashion.

6) Only Indian food will be available since Chinese food will cause widespread rapes in the country. Consumption of chowmein will be punishable by law. Fresh scientific/Vedic research will go into looking at the impact KFC and McDonalds have on boys, who will after all, be boys, and their appetites.

7) Every engineer will leave their job in Pune and Bangalore since they will be forced to do ghar wapsi and return to their hometown. Arts and Commerce graduates will surely protest against [HASHTAG]#EngineerJihad[/HASHTAG] and [HASHTAG]#ManagementJihad[/HASHTAG], young girls with Arts and Commerce backgrounds will be lured into marriage by engineers and management types, and later forced to convert their degrees.

8) Forget Bangkok or Switzerland, the good Hindu will go to vacations on Mars, Pluto, Jupiter, Saturn and other planets, since we will have sophisticated flying objects, which can travel in space. So, a typical booking would look like Hastinapur to Saturn with a stop at Jupiter. These planes won't cause pollution since they will run on cow urine, which is environment friendly.

9) Aamir Khan will produce “Ghajini 2”, in which he will change his religion every 15 minutes. Shah Rukh Khan will appear in “My name is Khan not Raj” with a tagline “I am a big terrorist”. Salman Khan will make “Ek Tha Lion” and we will protest like good Hindus because lion is communal, tiger is secular.

10) Your popularity will be judged by the amount of sentences you can complete on Arnab Goswami's News Hour without being interrupted. Twitter will be a safe place for all things that the nation really wants to know: [HASHTAG]#GharWapsi[/HASHTAG], [HASHTAG]#HindutvaRocks[/HASHTAG], [HASHTAG]#BanChowmein[/HASHTAG], [HASHTAG]#NoJeansForWomen[/HASHTAG], [HASHTAG]#ModiMyMan[/HASHTAG], [HASHTAG]#AmitShahFC[/HASHTAG], [HASHTAG]#ScrewSantaGoAtal[/HASHTAG]... You won't have to take lessons in English in evening classes, only learn how to make Sickulars regret their existence in 140 characters.

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source - Ten things to change when India becomes a Hindu Rashtra

@wolfschanzze @jaatram @Bitter Melon - glorious future for you three.

@jbgt90 @The_Showstopper @takeiteasy - no place for us sickulars in 2021.

Are you kidding me?

As a migrant myself I stand clearly with Pakistan as should all muslims left there.

Ask @jamahir first, he answer you better.

 

[jamahir]

Ask @jamahir first, he answer you better.

i am now a citizen of humanity and in ten years will be unified communist humanity, whatever the cost... thus answered.

 

[livingdead]

I just removed 'banchowmin' tag.. is it just removed for me.. or everybody?

 

[Skull and Bones]

perhaps you have come wrongly into this thread.

I lost my mind after tried to drop out of university to design RF microprocessor chips.

 

[kaku1]

i am now a citizen of humanity and in ten years will be unified communist humanity, whatever the cost... thus answered.

Dont be diplomatic.

 

[jamahir]

I just removed 'banchowmin' tag.. is it just removed for me.. or everybody?

i can see it in the op but not at the page bottom ( below posting box ).

I lost my mind after tried to drop out of university to design RF microprocessor chips.

what does that mean in context of processors??

Dont be diplomatic.

i am never.

 

[livingdead]

i can see it in the op but not at the page bottom ( below posting box ).

ok.. thats not good..

 

[jamahir]

ok.. thats not good..

and i don't see "jamahirrocks" tag that levina set up in ( ten things to change when india becomes a hindu rashtra | Page 3 ).

 

[JOEY TRIBIANI]

And cow's urine will be their national drink

 

[gslv]

And cow's urine will be their national drink

Blowing up will be your national sport.