Armstrong
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Ok, I agree with the creative editing
However, this has the potential to end up as a great story!
A new thread on PDF:
"Hyperion was a terrorist from the Delta Gama Tau wing of the Green Berets (US of-course), who was cornered by our Elite member @BatMan, and interrogated on a thread, till @Hyperion lost it, he was duly overpowered by our elite and senior members, however, before we could recover any further intelligence from his splattered grey matter, by the great tools devised at the secretive labs of the ISI, which hook up directly at the neural tendons, RAW stole the dead body"
Trust me, the above story would be read by 99% of the population here, and 500,000 thanks will be inter-exchanged
Yup but theres one major flaw in your story ! Only 2 things created by Providence can ever kill a Pukhtoon never mind actually result in brain splatter :
The original strand of tobacco that fell from the laps of the God's and the first man created the first batch of Naswar. Lo and Behold - the First Pukhtoon was born ! A mere touch of that holy of hollies can undo the deep magic that binds the very sinews of a Pukhtoon and take all of the magical powers that your race posses ! Namely - How I can't tell whether you're cursing me in Pashto or uttering a Love Song because it sounds the same thing with the 'za..za..za and the da..da...da' !
And the other thing - a tear from the other holy of hollies - the first Buttt from the lineage of the Great Buttts of the Ancient Buttt Kingdom that spanned modern day Kashmir, North Punjab, KP and North India ! He was also the first wise guy who opened up the first 'English Dictionary' and in his dying moments left the name 'Buttt' for his posterity as a last act of vengeance against his son who forgot to bring Roghni Naan with the Nihari he had ordered in the morning and condemned 'the Buttts' to an everlasting existence of being the 'buttt' of all jokes related to the human rear ! Damn him...damn him ! But anyhow its only his tear that can end a Pukhtoon's life ! Legend has it that to revive him one needs to prepare the best Nihari ever conceived by man and then do a chicken dance in front of it all the while being watched by an army of eunuchs while your buttt naked !
Good luck with that, Khan Sahib !