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Subject: Newspaper headlines.....what were they thinking.....





Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.


And here are some more!


Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

No, really? Ya think?

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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Now that's taking things a bit far!

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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

What a guy!

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Miners Refuse to Work after Death

No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!

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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

See if that works any better than a fair trial!

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War Dims Hope for Peace

I can see where it might have that effect!

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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Ya think?!

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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Who would have thought!

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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

They may be on to something!

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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? Oklahoma 's new construction program!

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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

He probably IS the battery charge!

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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Weren't they fat enough?!

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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

That's what he gets for eating those beans!

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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Do they taste like chicken?

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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Chainsaw Massacre all over again!

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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Boy, are they tall!

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And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead


Did I read that right?

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Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle).. We all need a good laugh, at least once a day.
 
:rofl: Classics of journalistic stupidity

fatman17: I have come to the conclusion based on various post and other enlightening items you have sent that you are slowly cracking under the weight and stress of snorkel diving :yahoo: and extensive holidays.:D

:cheers:
 
:rofl: at all without exception
:rofl: throw myself out of the window


You must be really old to have noticed so many instances of stupidity. Or you have a very good source :wink:
 
:rofl: at all without exception
:rofl: throw myself out of the window


You must be really old to have noticed so many instances of stupidity. Or you have a very good source :wink:

i am 50 years young - run 3km four times a week - teach farmers how to grow their crops under modern ways - run my own farm - just harvested by wheat - having a great time and yes i run into a lot of stupidity!:enjoy:starting right here on this forum!
 
lot of stupidity!:enjoy:starting right here on this forum!

Really!! :rolleyes:
I would not have expeted such a thing here of all places.. :D

:rofl:

:cheers:
 

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