Stupid & Funny from Around the World :Continued

[MastanKhan]

So once I was picking some lemons from our garden, and I didnt know that there is nest behind one of the lemons.
As I grabbed that lemon, there I met a full nest of these guys. It was definitely not a good meeting.

Hi,

I was about 5 years old---the year is 1962---the residence had a wall between it and the hospiatl where my dad was incharge---.

There was a wasp nest in the upper corner of the verandah---. The serans son says to me--" Chhottay Sahib---( young sir ) ainhoon watta maar----throw a rock at it---.

Which I happily obliged---the next moment I was screaming in pain from wasp bites---in seconds my face was swollen.

The servant carried me to the hospital---.

I was fortunate---dad was on duty---. He gave me the anti wasp venom shots---. It ended okaay---.

This was after I had hit another servants kid with a brick on his head---. That is a story to tell in itself---.

 

[fitpOsitive]

Hi,

I was about 5 years old---the year is 1962---the residence had a wall between it and the hospiatl where my dad was incharge---.

There was a wasp nest in the upper corner of the verandah---. The serans son says to me--" Chhottay Sahib---( young sir ) ainhoon watta maar----throw a rock at it---.

Which I happily obliged---the next moment I was screaming in pain from wasp bites---in seconds my face was swollen.

The servant carried me to the hospital---.

I was fortunate---dad was on duty---. He gave me the anti wasp venom shots---. It ended okaay---.

This was after I had hit another servants kid with a brick on his head---. That is a story to tell in itself---.

In my experience, the most dangerous type of wasp is the one in one's shoe or in socks. So in the village where I grew up, these peely dambo used to rest in drying laundry, mostly socks. And then when you wear it unknowingly.... zap..

 

[Irfan Baloch]

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[fitpOsitive]

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For us, it doesn't matter how bad our own leader is.
Honestly, I think the people of Pakistan don't care for right or wrong as far as it satisfies their own egos.

 

[HRK]

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Just to put on record that thread was opened by a Patwari ....

& for your second point I will only say: "sometime CONTEXT is more Important than the event itself"

 

[Irfan Baloch]

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[Mirzali Khan]

Being Pakistani = Green Flag?

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@Maula Jatt @Bleek @lastofthepatriots @PakFactor @Zornix @Muhammad Saftain Anjum

 

[Imran Khan]

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وہ بندہ سہاگ رات سے ہی گم سم ہے اور اپنے کیے پر نادم بھی ایسی انویسٹمنٹ پر لعنت دے رہا ہے ۔

 

[Irfan Baloch]

وہ بندہ سہاگ رات سے ہی گم سم ہے اور اپنے کیے پر نادم بھی ایسی انویسٹمنٹ پر لعنت دے رہا ہے ۔

yea I can see how Gumsum he is.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1606345604812386304

 

[RabzonKhan]

 

[Maarkhoor]

 

[Dil Pakistan]

In my experience, the most dangerous type of wasp is the one in one's shoe or in socks. So in the village where I grew up, these peely dambo used to rest in drying laundry, mostly socks. And then when you wear it unknowingly.... zap..

Thank goodness, they did not use to reside in under wears

 

[ghazi52]

.,,.,,

 

[SQ8]

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yea I can see how Gumsum he is.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1606345604812386304

Probably stuck there because Sea-tac airport was shut down due to severe weather. And the awaam has time for her Bs

 

[ghazi52]

.,.,
The boy told the policeman to tie the brace, my hand was broken
If it was a Punjab policeman, he would have broken the other one too...!