Stupid & Funny from Around the World :Continued

[Maarkhoor]

 

[Arsalan]

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couldn't understand this!

 

[dexter]

couldn't understand this!

It means almost all calculators give answer usually in decimals but scientific calculator has a different approach, simple is that. Engineers can easily understand this.

 

[Arsalan]

It means almost all calculators give answer usually in decimals but scientific calculator has a different approach, simple is that. Engineers can easily understand this.

acha ge, tussi kaindy oo ty mn lyndy aan!!

 

[dexter]

acha ge, tussi kaindy oo ty mn lyndy aan!!

Are larke dil pe na lena, hum tou mazak kar rhe the

 

[mastaan]

india waloon ko pata chal gya na ke unki gao mata ke sath ye kand ho raha hai chory gay nhi africa ja ker lynching kar ayee gay

Yeh phi baat saai boli apane.. This does not look like a gao mata though..

 

[khail007]

india waloon ko pata chal gya na ke unki gao mata ke sath ye kand ho raha hai chory gay nhi africa ja ker lynching kar ayee gay

Africans are already on lynching list of India.

 

[The Eagle]

 

[Dubious]

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Whaoo is that even possible?

 

[Pakhtoon yum]

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Ya ALLAH ! Give me Strength to
pay my,

(1). Income Tax
(2). General Sales Tax
(3). Capital Value Tax
(4). Value Added Tax
(5). Central Sales Tax
(6). Service Tax
(7). Fuel Adjustment Charges
(8). Petrol Levy
(9). Excise Duty
(10). Customs Duty
(11). Octroi Tax (tax levied on entry of goods into municipal area)
(12). TDS Tax (tex deduction at source)
(13). Employment Status Indicator Tax (ESI Tax)
(14). Property Tax
(15). Government Stamp Duty
(16). Aabiana (tax on water for agricultural land)
(17). Ushr
(18). Zakat (deducted on money from the banks)
(19). Dhal Tax
(20). Local Cess
(21). PTV License
(22). Parking Fee (at least 5 times a day)
(23). Capital Gains Tax (CGT)
(24). Water Tax
(25). Flood Tax (for heavens sake - there are no floods now)
(26). Professional Tax
(27). Road Tax
(28). Toll Gate Fee
(29). Securities Transaction Tax (STT)
(30). Education Cess
(31). Wealth Tax
(32). Transient Occupancy Tax (TOT)
(33). Congestion Levy Complusory Deduction
(34). Super Tax
(35) With holding taxes
(36) Advance Tax
(37) Secp levy
and also toufeeq to pay
(a). Heavy Education Fees
(b). Donations at schools
(c). Chandas at Mosques etc
(d). Beggers Black Mailing at every Road Corner
(e). Petrol price increasing every month.
(f). Electricity, Gas and other Bills with ever increasing rate every other month.
O' my Lord - If I have some money left then I will try to boost my business to pay more to FBR employees, government officials etc

یہ سب لینے کے بعد بھی دنیا سے قرض لینے کے لیے کہا جاتا ہے پاکستانی ٹیکس نہیں دیتے- اللہ ہمارے حکمرانوں کو ہدایت دے-





اس دفعہ ایف بی آر والے بھیس بدل کر مویشی منڈی میں جانور بیچنے آئینگے۔
جانور کے ساتھ ہی ٹیکس کی پرچی تھما دینگے۔
قصائی ٹیکس
صفائی ٹیکس
محلّے میں جانور کھڑا کرنے کا فی گھنٹہ کے حساب سے
ٹیکس وغیرہ وغیرہ۔

*income tax
*Property tax
*child tax etc

Boohoo welcome to how the rest of the world works

 

[dexter]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=369910690378424

 

[The Eagle]

Whaoo is that even possible?

You never know the return of other Pakistan but it has to be a blue moon. lol.... Doesn't seem possible. Sarfaraz said they are aiming for 500..

 

[dexter]

 

[dexter]

 

[Zee-shaun]

Ye totla kya keh raha hai?