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Laloo Prasad Yadav sent his resume to apply for a post in Microsoft USA. Few days later he got this reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
*You do not meet our requirements.
Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.*
Thanks,
Bill Gates.
Laloo Prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference.
Laloo Prasad addressing the press -
"Bhaiyon aur Behno, Aap sabbo ko jaan kar bahute khusi hoga ki humko America me naukari mil gaya hai."
Everyone was delighted. Laloo continued -
Ab hum aap sabko apna appointment letter padhkar sunaunga. Par letterva angrejji me hai, isliye saathesaath Hindi may translason bhi karunga....
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad –
*PYARE LALOO PRASAD BHAIYA*
You do not meet –
*AAP MILTE HI NAHI HO*
Our Requirement –
*HUMKO TO JAROORAT HAI*
Please do not send any further correspondence –
*AB LETTER VETTER BHEJNE KA KAUNO JAROORAT NAHI HAI*
No phone call –
*PHONWA KA BHI JAROORAT NAHI HAI*
Shall be entertained –
*BAHUT KHAATIR KI JAYEGI*
Thanks –
*BAHUT BAHUT DHANYAWAAD*
Bill Gates - *TOHAR BILWA...*
“Note this is how our PMLN and its supporters interpret the Panama Case Judgement"
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
*You do not meet our requirements.
Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.*
Thanks,
Bill Gates.
Laloo Prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference.
Laloo Prasad addressing the press -
"Bhaiyon aur Behno, Aap sabbo ko jaan kar bahute khusi hoga ki humko America me naukari mil gaya hai."
Everyone was delighted. Laloo continued -
Ab hum aap sabko apna appointment letter padhkar sunaunga. Par letterva angrejji me hai, isliye saathesaath Hindi may translason bhi karunga....
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad –
*PYARE LALOO PRASAD BHAIYA*
You do not meet –
*AAP MILTE HI NAHI HO*
Our Requirement –
*HUMKO TO JAROORAT HAI*
Please do not send any further correspondence –
*AB LETTER VETTER BHEJNE KA KAUNO JAROORAT NAHI HAI*
No phone call –
*PHONWA KA BHI JAROORAT NAHI HAI*
Shall be entertained –
*BAHUT KHAATIR KI JAYEGI*
Thanks –
*BAHUT BAHUT DHANYAWAAD*
Bill Gates - *TOHAR BILWA...*
“Note this is how our PMLN and its supporters interpret the Panama Case Judgement"