Stupid & Funny from Around the World :Continued

[Deidara]

Yup, that’s a brick.
It’s sitting on Aerogel, “frozen smoke,” the world’s lowest-density solid. The stuff is 99.8% air but can support 2,000 times its own weight, and it holds 15 entries in the Guinness Book of Records.
Most amazingly, it was first created in 1931.

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Controversial remarks attributed to Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh:

• “If it has four legs and is not a chair, has wings and is not an aeroplane, or swims and is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.”
• When visiting China in 1986, he told a group of British students, “If you stay here much longer, you’ll all be slitty-eyed.”
• To a British student in Papua New Guinea: “You managed not to get eaten then?”
• To a Scottish driving instructor: “How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough for them to pass the driving test?”
• On a visit to the new Welsh Assembly in Cardiff, he told a group of deaf children standing next to a Jamaican steel drum band, “Deaf? No wonder you are deaf, standing so close to that racket.”
• To an Australian aborigine: “Still throwing spears?”
• To the president of Nigeria, who was dressed in traditional Muslim robes: “You look like you’re ready for bed.”
• Seeing a poorly installed fusebox in an Edinburgh factory, Philip said it looked “like it was put in by an Indian.”
• When a 12-year-old boy told the prince that he aspired to be an astronaut, he replied, “You’re too fat.”

Overheard during an extended tour of HMS Boxer: “Not another fucking chamber.”

 

[Rangila]

Beauty thy name is white peacock!

36 seconds of indelible video.

https://twitter.com/i/videos/tweet/807084791933837313

 

[Rangila]

What Modi-India wanted:

And what they got:

Rofol

 

[Rangila]

Interesting:

 

[ahsanhaider]

For the First time Ever, Aerial Views of Lahore Fort Shahi Qila And surroundings

 

[takeiteasy]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1154901461246899

 

[Zain Malik]

 

[EAK]

 

[Rangila]

Aerobics at its best:

https://twitter.com/x/status/807629438737260547

 

[B+ Dracula]

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But mine one is more Funny then you

 

[dexter]

 

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There goes mars
Cant live in this world no more

 

[Deidara]

After he’d been stung by almost everything, entomologist Justin O. Schmidt created the Schmidt Sting Pain Index, a four-point scale comparing the overall pain of insect stings:

• 1.0 – Sweat bee: “Light, ephemeral, almost fruity. A tiny spark has singed a single hair on your arm.”
• 1.2 – Fire ant: “Sharp, sudden, mildly alarming. Like walking across a shag carpet and reaching for the light switch.”
• 1.8 – Bullhorn acacia ant: “A rare, piercing, elevated sort of pain. Someone has fired a staple into your cheek.”
• 2.0 – Bald-faced hornet: “Rich, hearty, slightly crunchy. Similar to getting your hand mashed in a revolving door.”
• 2.0 – Yellowjacket: “Hot and smoky, almost irreverent. Imagine W.C. Fields extinguishing a cigar on your tongue.”
• 3.0 – Red harvester ant: “Bold and unrelenting. Somebody is using a drill to excavate your ingrown toenail.”
• 3.0 – Paper wasp: “Caustic and burning. Distinctly bitter aftertaste. Like spilling a beaker of hydrochloric acid on a paper cut.”
• 4.0 – Pepsis wasp: “Blinding, fierce, shockingly electric. A running hair drier has been dropped into your bubble bath (if you get stung by one you might as well lie down and scream).”
• 4.0+ – Bullet ant: “Pure, intense, brilliant pain. Like walking over flaming charcoal with a 3-inch nail in your heel.”

 

[EAK]

 

[dexter]