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Stupid & Funny from Around the World :Continued

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Railways should seriously take steps to make sure these people travel with respect
This is Mumbai local, I believe. It is one of the dangerous city railway system that is existing. It is efficient, hence the huge crowd. Travelling through roads will take hours for the same journey.
 
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STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situations.
1. At movies:
"Hey ! What are you doing here ?"
Me: "I am here to apply for the popcorn seller post?"
2. In bus: An uncle steps on my feet:
"Sorry did that hurt ?"
Me: "No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again ?"

3. When I get woken up at midnight by a
call: "Sorry ! Were u sleeping ?"
Me: "Na ! I was doing research on monkeys in Africa. You thought I was sleeping ?"

4. When they see me with shorter hair: "Hey ! Have u had a haircut ?"
Me: "Nah ! Its autumn. my hair's shedding !"

5. When someone calls on land-line n asks: "Where r u ?"
Me: "I'm in market with a telephone around my neck !!"
 
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