Stupid & Funny from Around the World :Continued

[Imran Khan]

Pakistan vs Indian Advert

Indians win by a mile on this one

see commentary by the young turks. the adverts and the commentary are both entertaining


the Indian Advert

The Pakistani Advert

why dont you give a little translation to other who cant read your masterpiece?

for the benefit of those who cant read.

in summary ... in Harrary a guy who was caught having sex with a donkey explained to judge that since he has no girlfriend so he made the donkey as his girlfriend. he was caught by his neighbour and reported to police. everyone laughed in the court and the lover was sent to a year long prison

sir you know very well my english is very hard to understand for these people

 

[Irfan Baloch]

thay said

look this was the value of our army (in fact its air force) at Musharraf era
Pakistani solders loading missile on drone .Americans standing behind
question to Musharraf supporter - do you like this slavery for dollars and fake economic growth?

this picture is from falcon air meet 2010 exercises in jordan . and this was competition of loading weapons quickly . paf air men loading aim-9 missile on Pakistani mirage aircraft .good news it in 2010 there was no mushy era and bad news is most of the pakistanis are jahil ignorant s they believe what ever they see on FB.

here is video of this event

same MC's claimed that Pakistan army molested the 1500 virgin female students during red mosque attack and carpet bombed the place and used phosphorus bombs (if they knew the "barrel bombing" term from Syria) then they would have used that too.

 

[truthseeker2010]

 

[Khafee]

Yeh mudra (position) meri samjh se bahir hey..chalo aik banday ney aik ko thaya howa hey show off power but yeh tesra tangoun k beech kiya kar raha hey....

I believe in Punjabi it's called "TC"

 

[Lone Ranger]

 

[Reichsmarschall]

translation please ..............

 

[Maarkhoor]

 

[Indika]

translation please ..............

Afridi: Got more love from India than pakistan
pakistan media: afridi is a traitor (gaddhar).
kanhaiya: Will fight until India gets destroyed.
Indian media: kanhaiya is a hero.

 

[hunter_hunted]

**** all other 2016 Blockbuster movies . Because once you c this shiit it will fock you up for life

 

[ghazi52]

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[Reichsmarschall]

Bd excuses after today's match :
1) Crowd was shouting a lot so it was disturbing our players we gave away runs
2) icc didn't do any test for afridi's bat coz everytime he hits the ball it was going over the rope
3) hafeez is professor so he must be in college giving lectures he shouldn't be allowed to play cricket
4) pak kidnapped mustafizur so he didn't play today
5) Soumya sarkar was playing trial ball but he was sent back to pavilion by umpire (bribed by bcci)
6) we demanded mirpur ground for 2nd inngs to chase but icc denied it

Urdu posts be like

 

[Jamwal's]

 

[XenoEnsi-14]

@DESERT FIGHTER @Zibago @MaarKhoor

All you need is a hammer and whack it a few times and the coconut splits in half.

That's qap.

Which way she's turning?

Clockwise.

 

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