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Ask any scholar of physics
no batteries were involved or else it would have made sense back then since hybrid cars were gaining traction. It was some type of carbonate compound that released hydrogen after reacting with water which itself more expensive to run the car than petrol.
 
Good laugh....

اچار
کرنل صاحب دفتر سے واپس گھر آۓ، نہا دھو کر کھانا کھانے بیٹھے، اور ایک دو نوالوں کے بعد ہی اپنی بی وی سے یہ کہہ کر اچار مانگا کہ

"سالن اچھا نہیں ہے، کوئ ذائقہ ہی نہیں".

بیوی نے اسے اپنی بےعزتی سمجھا اور بدلہ لینے کے لیے غصے میں آکر
کوویڈ ہیلپ لائن فون کرکے ایمبولینس کو بلوالیا کہ میرے شوہر کو
"کھانے کا ذائقہ نہیں آرہا".

ھاسپٹل والے کرنل صاحب کو ایمبولینس میں ڈال کر لے گۓ اور قرنطینہ میں ڈال دیا۔

ڈاکٹرز آۓ اور پہلا سوال کیا کہ آپکا کس کس سے رابطہ ہوا تھا ؟.

کرنل صاحب نے پرسکون انداز میں جواب دیا

میری بیوی
میری ساس
میرے سسر
میرے دونوں سالے
میری تینوں سالیاں
اور میرے تینوں ہم زلف
اور خالہ نسرین جنہوں نے میرا رشتہ کروایا تھا۔

اب یہ سارے لوگ بھی کوویڈ ھسپتال میں اپنے اپنے بیڈ پر بیٹھے کرنل صاحب کو خونیں نگاہوں سے گھور رہے ہیں
اور کرنل صاحب کی اہلیہ سوچ رہی ہیں کہ

کاش! میں نے فوج سے پنگا نہ لیا ہوتا اور چپ چاپ اپنی غلطی مان کر انہیں اچار دے دیا ہوتا.....
 
Ask any scholar of physics

Hi,

It is chemistry son.
no batteries were involved or else it would have made sense back then since hybrid cars were gaining traction. It was some type of carbonate compound that released hydrogen after reacting with water which itself more expensive to run the car than petrol.

Hi,

Check out TOYOTA MIRIA---see what fuel it uses.

Engr Waqar was using a very crude form of producing hydrogen---extremely unsafe---.

But the car did run on hydrogen.
 
Hi,

It is chemistry son.


Hi,

Check out TOYOTA MIRIA---see what fuel it uses.

Engr Waqar was using a very crude form of producing hydrogen---extremely unsafe---.

But the car did run on hydrogen.
Energy is chemistry. This is something to me uncle.

Anyways lets put it in chemistry. Whatever method being used to produce hydrogen it needs energy to break water into hydrogen and oxygen. This hydrogen can then again used for burning process.

How energy used to break water can be less than energy produced by burning hydrogen in car engine? Also at the time of burning atleast 60 to 70 percent energy get wasted and lost in environment. If he is using some chemical to break (which is not possible as breaking water is very expensive process) then what the price of that chemical ?
 
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It was some type of carbonate compound that released hydrogen after reacting with water which itself more expensive to run the car than petrol.

Why expensive ?

Engr Waqar was using a very crude form of producing hydrogen---extremely unsafe---.

About unsafe, was the hydrogen released and used in real-time or was it stored and then used ?
 
Why expensive ?



About unsafe, was the hydrogen released and used in real-time or was it stored and then used ?
expensive in terms of mileage you get (rupees/km) if you compare it with petrol. As far as I remember and from observing his setup he was using the same petrol tank for that purpose he had already placed that carbonate in the tank and when he adds water the reaction starts and after a while when a certain amount of hydrogen is produced and pressure is developed he was able to start the car for a short round trip for the camera. Obviously, he couldn't share his "secret ingredient" and there were no takers for his "invention" just media hype to gain some TRP. As far as remember he was not even an engineer just a diploma holder that too from a lesser-known institute.
 
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Energy is chemistry. This is something to me uncle.

Anyways lets put it in chemistry. Whatever method being used to produce hydrogen it needs energy to break water into hydrogen and oxygen. This hydrogen can then again used for burning process.

How energy used to break water can be less than energy produced by burning hydrogen in car engine? Also at the time of burning atleast 60 to 70 percent energy get wasted and lost in environment. If he is using some chemical to break (which is not possible as breaking water is very expensive process) then what the price of that chemical ?

Hi,

You are confusing the issue.

It was not about using more energy or less energy---even though it was----.

The show and pomp was directed towards a chemical reaction that created a fuel to burn and run a car engine.

He succeeded in that---though extremely unsafe and not efficient at all.
 
Hi,

You are confusing the issue.

It was not about using more energy or less energy---even though it was----.

The show and pomp was directed towards a chemical reaction that created a fuel to burn and run a car engine.

He succeeded in that---though extremely unsafe and not efficient at all.
Engine can always run on hydrogen. This is nothing new. Its all about at which cost ...
 

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