Stupid and Funny from all over the world

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Bulls and idiots

Would have been HILARIOUS if the horns hadn't been blunted!

(I never understood the 'sport' in torturing a poor animal.)

 

[Zizou]

YouTube - Russell Peters - Beating Your Kids

 

[Zizou]

JEFF DUNHAM ... By far the best ventriloquist ever .... LEGEND ....

YouTube - Jeff Dunham Spark Of Insanity - Walter - Part #1

YouTube - Jeff Dunham Spark Of Insanity - Peanut - Part #1

 

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YouTube - best commercial ever

 

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YouTube - Very Funny Pepsi Commercial

 

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KARACHI: Pakistani advertisers in the feminine hygiene business have harnessed the political notoriety of WikiLeaks to tell women that while the US State Department might leak, they don't have to.

Advertising sanitary pads on selected billboards in Pakistan's financial capital Karachi, the latest catchphrase is: "WikiLeaks... Butterfly doesn't".

Leaked American diplomatic cables turned the Internet whistleblower into a household name in Pakistan, fascinating and appalling members of the public over reported inner dealings of their political and military elite.

Pakistani advertisers usually avoid the divisive world of politics but advertisers said the commercial had attracted considerable attention.

"We have received a huge response from the public and everyone has commended us on it," said Syed Amjad Hussain, head of business development at RG Blue Communications, which pitched the advertisement to manufacturers Butterfly.

"It could have been yet another ad showing a girl promoting the sanitary pad, but we made it different, completely different," art director Munir Bhatti told AFP.

Hussain said the response had been "great" although a fully-fledged media campaign had yet to start.

Coverage of the leaked American cables highlighted Western concerns about the safety of Pakistan's nuclear arms and politicians' private support for US drone attacks on al-Qaida and the Taliban in the country's tribal belt.

They also revealed that the Pakistani army considered forcing out President Asif Ali Zardari, who made contingency plans for his assassination.

Read more: WikiLeaks inspires sanitary pad ad in Pakistan - The Times of India WikiLeaks inspires sanitary pad ad in Pakistan - The Times of India

 

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YouTube - Pakistan fear of Indian channels now ? wtf

Om Namah Shivay

 

[Windjammer]

Subject - Definitions!!!
School:
A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance :
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse:
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her masters.
Divorce:
Future tense of Marriage.
Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power.
Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer
to the notes of the students
without passing through 'the minds of either'.
Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way
that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Father:
A banker provided by nature.
Criminal:
A guy no different from the rest....
except that he got caught.
Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Classic:
Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn:
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually
and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher:
A fool, who torments himself during life,

 

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[BATMAN]

If some one has noticed all videos of this afghani are made by indian contractors working in afghanistan.

 

[BATMAN]

Now here's Pakistani pathan

 

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YouTube - Pakistan fear of Indian channels now ? wtf

Om Namah Shivay

i think why pakistanis dont fear hollywood and fear bollywood, the fear is because of 3rd class cheap production of india in an urdu language, urdu laguage is the thing which attracts bharti stuff in pakistan, have u ever imagined, any malay stuff or south indian stuff getting popularized..

hollywood movies makes sense, but no indian 3rd rate movies ever make sense except dance, cheap romantic scenes, cheap comedy etc

budget problem is with iranian industry too but have you ever watched brilliantly made creative iranian movies??? they dont cheat hollywood, they dont have a big name as boasted by indians about bollywood, no dance, mujra no cheap stuff but still wonderful..!!! world class

 

[Zizou]

YouTube - Pakistan fear of Indian channels now ? wtf

Om Namah Shivay

Sad but true ... when i last visited Pakistan couple of years ago, the negative effects of cable were quite visible in upcoming generation but it was mainly limited to illiterate and irresponsible families whereas when i look at indian channels and watch those kids on cheap reality shows ... when i look at the standard of new indian movies and drama serials ... it is very obvious that India's new generation is forgetting its culture and heritage and adopting shameless western attributes with open arms ....

While in Pakistan we are bring targeted by bombs and endless wars ... India is being attacked at the very root .... its mentality ... the ability to think and preserve their culture ....