Stupid and Funny from all over the world

[Obambam]

 

[THE MASK]

Daughter - IPod.
Son - IPhone.
Mom - iPad.
Dad - I Pay
hahah very true :p

 

[Obambam]

 

[Kyusuibu Honbu]

oprah and the yelling goat - YouTube

 

[Dalai Lama]

Staged... The screen is stuck on to the desk.

 

[killeragent]

Staged... The screen is stuck on to the desk.

Actually its not, and the screen is perfectly following the physics laws. It was just that his punch was really fast, that it didn't monitor didn't fell.

 

[Last Hope]

 

[Roybot]

 

[Obambam]

 

[President Camacho]

Disguised weapons.

The following correspondence took place on 2010-02-09 in response to an ad that appeared in craigslist.

Original ad:
**** Disguisable weapons wanted ****
Wanted: hidden blades, belt buckle knives, cane swords, etc.....
Offering: cash, items for barter

From Me to **********@***********.org:

Hey,

I saw your ad looking for concealable/disguised weapons. I have several fine-crafted items you may be interested in. Respond if you are interested and I will send you pictures and prices.

Thanks,

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

I am. lets see what you got.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

Here you go:

Looks like a normal spoon, right?

Wrong. It is actually a deadly 2.5" half-smooth, half-serrated knife with tactical grip. One minute you are enjoying a bowl of cereal, and the next you are fighting off attackers with this deadly and disguised weapon.

I am asking $50 for the blade. Let me know if you want to stop by and take a look at it.

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

that is stupid as hell and looks like crap. unless you have anything better to offer, dont waste my time.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

I am sorry you feel that way about the spoon blade. I do have some other weapons that I think you will feel differently about.

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

fine. but if it is another knife duct taped to a spoon then you can fuk off.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

Thank you for re-considering. Here are three quality disguised weapons that I think you will love:

At first glance, this looks like a normal party cup. However, if you look close enough, you will see that it is really a fully automatic Glock 18C. You will be able to pour your enemies a nice warm cup of lead with this fine purchase. Asking $900 for the gun/cup combo.

Still thirsty for justice? Try this badass M16A2 disguised as a 24-pack of soda. The box has two finely crafted holes on each side to allow for any kind of optics (not included) that you wish to attach. This weapon is only for sale if you have a Class III permit.

This cleverly disguised weapon may look like a tissue box, but is actually a Benelli M3 12 gauge shotgun disguised as a tissue box. The ultra-soft quilted tissues serve as a comfortable grip on the pump-action shotgun. Also, if you find yourself sneezing during the heat of combat, you will have a handy tissue box ready for action. Asking $1500 for the weapon. Additional tissue boxes are an extra $5 per box.

Let me know if you want any of these items.

Thanks,

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

youre a fuking dumbass, sh!tbrained, a$$wipe, retarded dipsh!t. you prob walk around with that sh!t too you dumb mother fuker. I hope you get hit by a car. fuk off, eat sh!t, and die.

 

[Kyusuibu Honbu]

didn't know hydrgoen peroxide kills, wow!


Everyone enjoy troll mario , the most difficult to play

 

[Last Hope]

 

[Mech]

 

[Chogy]

oprah and the yelling goat - YouTube

This clip reminded me of some very special goats, called "Fainting goats." You startle these goats, and they pass out!!

2 hungry Kenyans encounter fainting goats:

 

[soul hacker]

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Husband kills his unfaithful wife while their 5 yr old son was still sleeping.

The weird thing was that d kid didn't ask for his mom even 3 days after she went missing.

Father: Is there something u want to ask me?

Kid: I just wonder y mom is always standing behind ur back ?? :