Stupid and Funny from all over the world

[Don Jaguar]

 

[Abu Zolfiqar]

WTFFFFF

 

[Mosamania]

 

[Mosamania]

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[razgriz19]

i made this video, there was a storm in our area yesterday...
i didnt know where to post it nor i wanted to open another thread, so im posting it here!
check it out!!!

 

[Pukhtoon]

Guys BeCarefull from Asim Aqil

 

[Zabaniyah]

I've done that

 

[Kyusuibu Honbu]

 

[haywards]

 

[MastanKhan]

An interview for Visa

A Saudi was interviewed at the US Embassy for a visa.


Consul: What is your name?
Arab: Abdul Aziz

Consul: Sex?
Arab: Six to ten times a week

Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab: Both male and female and sometimes even camels

Consul: Holy cow!
Arab: Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!

Consul: Man .... isn't it hostile?
Arab: Horse style, dog style, any style.

Consul: Oh.......... .... dear
Arab: Deer? No deer, they run too fast.

 

[W.11]

An interview for Visa

A Saudi was interviewed at the US Embassy for a visa.


Consul: What is your name?
Arab: Abdul Aziz

Consul: Sex?
Arab: Six to ten times a week

Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab: Both male and female and sometimes even camels

Consul: Holy cow!
Arab: Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!

Consul: Man .... isn't it hostile?
Arab: Horse style, dog style, any style.

Consul: Oh.......... .... dear
Arab: Deer? No deer, they run too fast.

you earn respect by respecting others

 

[MastanKhan]

Karachipunk,

I am sorry it offended you---I will change it to-----

An interview for Visa

A ( fill in the blanks ) was interviewed at the US Embassy for a visa.


Consul: What is your name?
Arab: Abdul Aziz

Consul: Sex?
Arab: Six to ten times a week

Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab: Both male and female and sometimes even camels

Consul: Holy cow!
Arab: Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!

Consul: Man .... isn't it hostile?
Arab: Horse style, dog style, any style.

Consul: Oh.......... .... dear
Arab: Deer? No deer, they run too fast.

 

[S.M.R]

This puzzle is called "Lateral Thinking"

Q1:
Man
-------
Board

Ans: Man overboard


Q2:
Stand
-------
i

Ans: I Understand


Q3:

/r/e/a/d/i/n/g/

Ans:

Reading between the lines.

Q:

r
road
a
d

Ans:
Cross road

Q5:

Cycle
Cycle
Cycle

Ans:

Tricycle

Q6:

0
-----
M.A
Ph.D

Ans: Two degrees below zero


Q7:
Knee
-----
Light


Ans: Neon Light (Knee on Light).


Q8:
ground
-------------
feet feet feet
feet feet feet

Ans:
6 feet underground.

Q9: He's x himself


Ans: He is by himself..



Q10:

Ecnalg


Ans: Bakward glance


Q11:

death . life

Ans:

Life after death


Q12:

THINK


Ans:
Think big.


and last one is real fundooo...


Q13:
ababaabbaaababaabbaabbbbaaabbb


Ans: Long time no 'C' (see)

 

[Mosamania]

An interview for Visa

A Saudi was interviewed at the US Embassy for a visa.


Consul: What is your name?
Arab: Abdul Aziz

Consul: Sex?
Arab: Six to ten times a week

Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab: Both male and female and sometimes even camels

Consul: Holy cow!
Arab: Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!

Consul: Man .... isn't it hostile?
Arab: Horse style, dog style, any style.

Consul: Oh.......... .... dear
Arab: Deer? No deer, they run too fast.

 

[Mosamania]