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High security in Russia, after a call suggesting gan fight in the park! :woot:
 
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A Pakistani boy took admision in an American school

Teacher: Whats ur name?

Boy: Nadir

Teacher: Now u r in America ur name is Johny from today

Boy went home and his mom asked: How was ur day Nadir?

Boy: I'm an American now, call me Johny.

Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up.

Next day he was back to school.

Teacher: What happend Johny?

Boy: Mam, just 6 hrs after i became an American i was attacked by two Pakistani terorists :D
 
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BNN Mirza iqbal baig & Inzimam ul haq



BNN Kamran khan & Najam sethi parody

 
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Senior Church Moment


A preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more.
There is a hush within the congregation --- no one wanted him to leave.


Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the city, stands up and proclaims, ... 'If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!'
The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds.

Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, 'If the Preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary, and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his children!'
More sighs and loud applause.


Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, 'If the Preacher stays, ... I will give him sex!'




There is total silence. The Preacher, blushing, asks her, 'Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?'
Sadie's 90-year-old husband Jake is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand, and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies,


'Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said,... Screw him!'

Isn't senility wonderful?
Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.
 
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