How to recognize Pakistani's
We are like this only... so true, so very true........ . Now start
Reading one by one
1. Everything you eat is savored in garlic, onion and tomatoes.
2. You try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course
aluminum foil.
3. You are Always standing next to the two largest size suitcases
at the Airport.
4. You arrive one or two hours late to a party - and think it's
normal.
5. You peel the stamps off letters that the Postal Service missed
to stamp.
6. You recycle Wedding Gifts , Birthday Gifts and Anniversary Gifts.
7. You name your children in rhythms
8. All your children have pet names, which sound nowhere close to
their real names.
9. You take snacks
anywhere it says "No Food Allowed"
10. You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's
house.
11. You load up the family car with as many people as possible.
12. You use plastic to cover anything new in your house whether
it's the remote control, VCR, carpet or new couch.
13. Your parents tell you not to care what your friends think, but
they won't let you do certain things because of what the other "Uncles
and Aunties" will think.
14. You buy and display crockery, which is never used , as it is
for special occasions, which never happen.
15. You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table.
16. You use grocery bags to hold garbage.
17. You keep leftover food in your fridge in as many numbers of
bowls as possible.
18. Your kitchen shelf is full of jars, varieties of bowls and
plastic
utensils (got free with purchase of other stuff )
19. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and
travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes).
20. You own a rice cooker or a pressure cooker.
21. You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
22. You live with your parents and you are 40 years old. ( And
they prefer it that way).
23. You don't use measuring cups when cooking.
24. You never learnt how to stand in a queue.
25. You can only travel if there are 5 persons at least to see you
off or receive you whether you are traveling by bus, train or plane.
26. If she is NOT your daughter, you always take interest in
knowing whose daughter has run with whose son and feel proud to spread
it at the velocity of more than the speed of light.
27. You only make long distance calls after 11 p.m.
28.
If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they ask if
you've eaten, even if it's midnight.
29. You call an older person you never met before Uncle or Aunty."
30. When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few minutes,
you discover you're talking to a distant cousin.
31. Your parents don't realize phone connections to foreign
countries have improved in the last two decades, and still scream at
the top of their lungs when making foreign calls.
32. You have bed sheets on your sofas so as to keep them from
getting dirty.
33. It's embarrassing if your wedding has less than 600 people.
34. All your Tupperware is stained with food color.
35. You have mastered the art of bargaining in shopping.
36. You have really enjoyed reading this post - now share this post with as many pakistanis as possible.
