Stupid and Funny from all over the world

[xTra]

http://www.defence.pk/forums/world-affairs/96028-two-indians-arrested-stealing-jewellery-sri-lanka.html

 

[gambit]

Your dirty jokes here...I dare ya...

 

[Abu Zolfiqar]

^^^^

loose from over-use it appears

 

[Abu Zolfiqar]

http://www.defence.pk/forums/world-affairs/96028-two-indians-arrested-stealing-jewellery-sri-lanka.html

as an indian, i dont see why u think that would be funny....i wouldnt be laughing

but oh well

 

[SQ8]

Your dirty jokes here...I dare ya...

reminds of catheterization.

 

[MastanKhan]

Your dirty jokes here...I dare ya...

Hi,

She is going ot swallow it all without taking a breather. Deep throat all the way baby.

Santro---man you are so innocent----.

 

[haywards]

 

[SQ8]

Hi,

She is going ot swallow it all without taking a breather. Deep throat all the way baby.

Santro---man you are so innocent----.

Quite the contrary.. I just wanted to remain.. clean..
And since I recently went through a catheterization.. It just reminded me of it..F,ing thing hurt like hell.

 

[JonAsad]

^^ ewww- cardiac or urinary?-

 

[KS]

http://www.defence.pk/forums/india-defence/96286-rss-has-forged-nexus-mossad.html#post1537576

 

[HellzHere]

1st Boy: Pados wali budhi lady jab bhi kahi shaadi hoti hai toh mere gaal kheench kar bolti hai "Ab teri baari hai",Lekin ab usne bolna chodd diya hai..
2nd boy:Kyun?
1st boy:Kyunki ab jab bhi kisi ki death hoti hai toh mai bhi uske gaal kheench kar bolta hun "Ab teri baari hai"

 

[HellzHere]

Teacher:Where was the term "I love you invented"
Boy:China
Teacher:How?
Boy:Because it has no warranty,no guarantee,if it works then it works for years,if not then it doesn't even last till the evening

 

[HellzHere]

A man loved his wife dearly..and never looked at any other woman all his life.
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For more funny jokes,stay connected to this thread!

 

[SQ8]

Urinary ...
Had an appendectomy.. and things got complicated.

 

[HellzHere]

Santa dialled the residence phone number of his physics teacher.
Teacher's wife:Hello
Santa:Hi mam,were is sir?
Teacher's wife:"He died last week"
Santa:OH!
Next day Santa called up again and asked about the teacher
Wife:I told you he died last week
Santa:Sorry
Next day Santa called up again and asked the same question
Wife:Oh god i told you he died last week,why are you calling again and again?
Santa:Sun kar accha lagta hai (I feel nice when i hear this)