Stupid and Funny from all over the world

[W.11]

ANP allows Valentine’s Day celebrations in Peshawar

hhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahhahaha

nice one

 

[W.11]

to indians:

apne uper bhi thoora hasne ki koshish kerlia kia karo ager mard ke bache ho to!!!! dosro peh to har koi has leta hai per apne uper hasne ke liye jigir gurda aur bada dil chahye

 

[S.U.R.B.]

Better Late Than Never.!!

 

[Imran Khan]

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[Water Car Engineer]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

supergay

to indians:

apne uper bhi thoora hasne ki koshish kerlia kia karo ager mard ke bache ho to!!!! dosro peh to har koi has leta hai per apne uper hasne ke liye jigir gurda aur bada dil chahye

English please..

 

[Imran Khan]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

supergay


English please..

not for you because you dont know hindi ehhehehee

 

[The HBS Guy]

to indians:

apne uper bhi thoora hasne ki koshish kerlia kia karo ager mard ke bache ho to!!!! dosro peh to har koi has leta hai per apne uper hasne ke liye jigir gurda aur bada dil chahye

 

[Kevrai]

best entrance......even better exit!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJPesST-skg&feature=player_embedded#at=198

 

[Roybot]

best entrance......even better exit!!!

YouTube - BIGGEST BOXING TRAGEDY EVER! usman aka uzzy entrance

Lmao what a looser. What class was that, straw weight? Even his own trainers look embarrassed.

 

[DESERT FIGHTER]

YouTube - Fat Kid Screaming On Amusement Park Ride
beat this!

 

[Karachiite]

 

[Water Car Engineer]

 

[Abu Zolfiqar]

this is a really cruel prank --even a payback -- to give to one's wife

this made me laugh pretty hard due to the ridiculousness


********.com - American entertainment. Attached a plastic penis on her forehead.

 

[Gossipmonger]

An elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant birthday by staying overnight in one of London 's most expensive hotels.

When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for £250.00.

She exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high. "It's a nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren't worth £250.00 for just an overnight stop without even breakfast."

The clerk told her that £250.00 is the 'standard rate' so she insisted on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appeared and forewarned by the desk clerk announced: "the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre which are available for use."

'But I didn't use them," she said.

''Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager.

He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous. "We have the best entertainers from Edinburgh , Glasgow , and Aberdeen performing here," the Manager said.

"But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said.

Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!"

The Manager was unmoved, so she decided to pay, wrote a cheque and gave it to the Manager.

The Manager was surprised when he looked at the cheque. "But madam, this cheque is only made out for £50.00." '

'That's correct. I charged you £200.00 for sleeping with me," she replied.

"But I didn't!" exclaims the very surprised Manager.

"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."

 

[AstanoshKhan]

A Sindh Government advertisement, published in today’s Daily Express, requires few devices including some computers, UPS and I-PAIDs.

I am yet to ascertain what this iPaid is supposed to be.

However, the terms such as 64 GB, WiFi + 3g along with i-Paid, gives me a clue that probably the Sindh Government is looking for i-Pad, but we are not sure.

Can u please advise what i-Paid really is?

The Ad is published here: http://express.com.pk/epaper/index....Commerce_PageBW&Date=20110214&Pageno=6&View=1