Stupid and Funny from all over the world

[Bhushan]

Sure it's a pain to keep it clean and *** free but I save lots on clothes.

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There was no download button so I just recorded it with my phone.

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You can never be too careful with today's bacteria.

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Save money and support the local business. Buy our home made condoms with a 10 year guarantee.

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They aren't missing, they're just stubborn hide and seek players.

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And this is how the management team solved all its complaint problems.

 

[mohd497]

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “Okay, now what?”

 

[mohd497]

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson goes on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.

‘Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes,” replies Watson.

“And what do you deduce from that?”

Watson ponders for a minute.

“Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.

“Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes is silent for a moment. ‘Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”

 

[JonAsad]

 

[JonAsad]

 

[Kyusuibu Honbu]

 

[BelligerentPacifist]

How can that even happen?

 

[no_name]

YouTube - Silly Students In A Nanjing University Elevator - HP Viral Video Advertisement

Makes you wonder that if the chinese are really living in a police state as some claimed how can they be so happy ??

 

[Kyusuibu Honbu]

Makes you wonder that if the chinese are really living in a police state as some claimed how can they be so happy ??

We all do silly stuff when we are in a private place all alone.

 

[JonAsad]

How can that even happen?

There is a parking lot inside the building and someone reversed a little too much for parking.

Most Probably a Women Driver

 

[Kyusuibu Honbu]

 

[FlyingEagle]

There is a parking lot inside the building and someone reversed a little too much for parking.

Most Probably a Women Driver

Its fake bcoz the car is not damaged.

Regards,
FE
Hamaisha Kush Raho

 

[jha]

YouTube - Silly Students In A Nanjing University Elevator - HP Viral Video Advertisement

someone has done a very good job at editing..

 

[Kyusuibu Honbu]

someone has done a very good job at editing..

It was a viral video all over China,HP used it for this AD,i wonder whats the connection?

 

[storm seeker]