Stupid and funny from all over the world - II

[Amolthebest]

3 Idiots - Facebook Style:

Rancho: *Smiling*

Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho?

Rancho: Bohot dino se Facebook me account banane ki ichha thi...aaj bana diya hai...bohot maza aa raha hai.

Teacher: Zyada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai...Tell me what is a Post?

Rancho: Anything that is posted on Facebook is Post, Sir.

Teacher: Can you please elaborate?

Rancho: Sir...jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte hai post hai sir...Ghumne gaye...photo daal diya! Post hai Sir. Match dekha score daal diya! Post hai Sir... Sir actually hum post se ghire hue hai sir! Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick tak!
Sab post hai sir! Ek second me comment, ek second me like!
Comment-Like...* Comment-Like

Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye karoge? Comment-Like...* Comment-Like...

Hey Chatur tum batao,

Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos posted through mobile or tablet or laptop or desktop via different operating system using internet on Facebook is called a Post...

Teacher: Excellent!

Rancho: Par sir maine bhi toh wahi bola seedhe shabdo mein...

Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me karna hai toh orkut ya twitter ke pages pe account banao...

Rancho: Par sir dusre sites bhi toh...

Teacher: Get out!

Rancho: Why sir?

Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar jaiye.

Rancho goes out and comes back*

Teacher: Kya hua?

Rancho: Kuch bhul gaya tha sir.

Teacher: Kya?

Rancho: An utility button given to us, to protect our private data i.e pictures, messages or personal information for being stolen or used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else...

Teacher: Kehna kya chahte ho!?!?

Rancho: Logout sir! Logout karna bhul gaya tha!

Teacher: Seedha seedha nahi bol sakte the?!

Rancho: Thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, aapko pasand nahi aaya

 

[air marshal]

 

[Masoom_Darinda]

Altaf: Allah ki qasam dhandli ho rahi hai

Awam: Kaun kar raha hai dhandli?

Altaf: Hum

 

[Soumitra]

 

[babajees]

 

[air marshal]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=158644160973322

 

[air marshal]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=388691457913178

 

[air marshal]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=121150251422182

 

[Zizou]

Loose Talk Season 2 ( Cable TV ) - YouTube

 

[500]

A woman throws grenade:

 

[Hasnain2009]

Stare at this image and see if you can find something

I can't see shi*t
Can someone mark it?

 

[Zabaniyah]

Jarvis

 

[air marshal]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=144308472420304

 

[gambit]

I can't see shi*t
Can someone mark it?

No one can 'mark' anything. It is an optical 3D illusion. You have to sort of cross your eyes in order to make out the pattern. Clue: It is someone on hands and knees.

How would you like to find this just when you are ready to pull chocks...

 

[Kloitra]