Stupid and funny from all over the world - II

[Pukhtoon]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=298455363578150

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=120316208090983

 

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^^ Mil. spec shoes

 

[JonAsad]

 

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Australian SAS

A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune.

"One Australian SAS soldier is better than ten Taliban".

The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence. The voice then calls out "One Australian SAS soldier is better than one hundred Taliban".

Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence. The Australian voice calls out again "One Australian SAS soldier is better than one thousand Taliban".

The enraged Taliban Commander musters one thousand fighters and sends them across the dune. Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence. Eventually one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, it's a trap, ... there's actually two of them."


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How was I born? Daddy, how was I born?

Daddy, how was I born?

Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.

 

[air marshal]

 

[Soumitra]

Beta papa ke khilono se nahi khelte

 

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[Imran Khan]

apna bhai hai wo admi yaar

 

[Soumitra]

Full text of Rahul Gandhi's CII speech

 

[Soumitra]

 

[Koovie]

BURRRRRRRNNNN!!!!!!

Men will always remain.............. men

 

[air marshal]

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[air marshal]

 

[Jango]