Girl forgot her br@ n p@nty in car.
The wife found them, tore them up n shouted: U dirty b@st@rd u have been screwing your secretary.
Without blinking an eyelid, lawyer shouted back. ****** u have just destroyed the only evidence of a high profile rape case I have been working on. U can now forget about diamond necklace u were asking for,
Wife fell on her knees, crying & trying 2 repair d torn pieces & lawyer walked away with a smile...
Moral:
Start studying LAW
HUSBAND- Dear tum khubsurat hoti jaa rahi ho..
WIFE (kitchen se)- Tumne kaise jana..??
HUSBAND- Tumhe dekhkar Rotiyaan bhi 'jalne' lagi hain..!!