Stupid and funny from all over the world - II

[Jazzbot]

 

[Safriz]

^^^ I got that all wrong

 

[Safriz]

DeHaviland Firestreak air to air missile | eBay

 

[WAQAS119]

 

[Sher Malang]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=2695980414898

 

[Zabaniyah]

 

[chauvunist]

A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to.get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read:

HUSBAND WANTED!
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
...
On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray- haired gentleman with no arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair.

The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you ... you have no legs!" The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!"

She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!"

Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"

She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?" With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?...

 

[Last Hope]

 

[JonAsad]

money fame,gud eyes and heart my foot! perhaps i hav all of dem! JonAsad i thot u r not dumbo like Rafay but i wz wrong,i just dun like sum players or actors like everyone has her favs and not so fav,wat da heck is ur prob wid dat then?

Bibi i was not the one declaring his/her personal likes or dislikes on a certain couple- reason being equally stupid and silly as finding one ugly- and as if the opinion mattered- or gona change the fact that they are blessed and as if it gona bother them what you think-

I may have no problem with your liking or disliking a certain some one had the reason not being "you find them ugly"-

 

[A.Rafay]

A Girl died & went 2 heaven..

Angels were shocked to see her heart still beating
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Angel asked " how come your heart is beating"..

Girl replied " I am dead but my lover still lives in my heart"

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The Girl was sent to HELL for overacting .. xD xP

 

[S.U.R.B.]

Don't ever over take a Brazilian shurta over the head if you are planning to land it on the road....

And BTW where's your driving license?

 

[KS]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=357304274295012

Punjab Police

Did not understand a single word..but I liked the rustic feel, the cheerfulness and originality about it. This guys should try his hand in movies..btw is this his own composition or he is just singing it..?

 

[Zizou]

Bibi i was not the one declaring his/her personal likes or dislikes on a certain couple- reason being equally stupid and silly as finding one ugly- and as if the opinion mattered- or gona change the fact that they are blessed and as if it gona bother them what you think-

I may have no problem with your liking or disliking a certain some one had the reason not being "you find them ugly"-

Marshmallow is a "BIBI".... lol ... and i was wondering why this stupid argument is dragging on ....

 

[KRAIT]

Bibi i was not the one declaring his/her personal likes or dislikes on a certain couple- reason being equally stupid and silly as finding one ugly- and as if the opinion mattered- or gona change the fact that they are blessed and as if it gona bother them what you think-
I may have no problem with your liking or disliking a certain some one had the reason not being "you find them ugly"-

May be @Marshmallow meant ugly by heart.
After all you free free free me.

J/K.

 

[Tehmasib]