Stupid and funny from all over the world - II

[Sugarcane]

Punjabi Date Went Wrong!!!

 

[Rusty]

 

[Broccoli]

 

[Sugarcane]

Baap: Munay..Aaj aasman se ek pari aye gi or tumhen aik choooti munni gift kar jaey gi.

Beta: O ja Abba, chawlan na maar, Ammi nu jaldi hospital le k ja..

 

[Zabaniyah]

This is so wrong on so many levels...lol...

 

[Sugarcane]

Sardarni To Sardar: Darling Aaj Koi Eho Jahi Romantic Gal Kar, Ke Mere Dono Pair Zameen Tay Na Laggan..

Sardarni: “Kanjara Phansi Lag Ja..”

 

[Sugarcane]

 

[v9s]

[video]http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6853117/look-at-this-instagram-nickelback-parody[/video]

[video]http://www.collegehumor.com/video/5767906/the-tetris-god[/video]

 

[119ENG]

I like the pic of the difference between movies and films--thanks so true. Usually when I think about going to see a movie regardless of who is in the film I always find out who the director is and how strong they are mentally. Will they fight for the film that they want to see?

 

[hunter_hunted]

[video]http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6853117/look-at-this-instagram-nickelback-parody[/video]

[video]http://www.collegehumor.com/video/5767906/the-tetris-god[/video]

hahahahah mortal is phucked

 

[sur]

Turkey is. You should try it, tastier than chicken! ... they live in district where halal food is easily available, others have to eat from home mostly and be very careful when try any fast food.

...While Turkey sandwich mayor may not be halal,depending on how Turkey was slaughtered....So its person's own will to comply with halal or not to comply with it..There are always alternatives all over the world.

...Not if you have to resort to eating vegetables all the time, you live in UK where there are many halal meat stores, I've lived in US for many years so trust me halal food isn't readily available here depending on where you live of course.

...it is basically Halal---you can recite your prayer over it.

Yes Muslims can eat turkey, when he asked if it was halal I replied no in the sense that I doubt an Islamic prayer was recited when it was killed, ....

Watch the video in this post... & also read the Ahadees given. Speaker in video also gives the context to revelation of one of Ayahs on this issue...
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http://www.defence.pk/forums/europe...s-halal-slaughter-animals-10.html#post3652712
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[Vassnti]

Snakes on a Plane ITS REAL

An Egypt Air official told the paper an investigation revealed that the 48-year-old passenger, who owns a reptile shop in Kuwait, had hidden the Egyptian cobra in a carry-on bag. The passenger was trying to control the snake after it bit his hand and started slithering under the seats.

The Egyptian daily al-Masry al-Youm reported that the man refused medical treatment, claiming his wound was only superficial. The plane resumed its flight to Kuwait after local authorities confiscated the snake.

Snake on a plane forces emergency landing - CNN.com

 

[W.11]

take this btches take this

 

[Esc8781]

[video]http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6520088/troopers-who-to-kill[/video]

 

[Hulk]

take this btches take this

They have brains only idiots do not hide to protect from fire. Bahaduri aur Chutiyagiri main fark hota hai.