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I don't bother about fb - But skype will cost me alot :cry:
 
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Fat man saw an ad:
"lose 5kg in a week" in a newsppr.

He calls the company & lady says be ready tmrw at 6am.

The next morning he opens the door & finds a hot babe with just shoes, undergarments & shirt saying:
"u catch me u f*** me!" & the girl starts running.

He starts running but doesn't catch her. During the whole week he tried to catch her but couldn't.
However he loses 5 kg.

He then asks for the 10kg program.
Next morning at 6 he opens the door and sees an even hotter babe in shoes, thong & a shirt saying:
"u catch me u f*** me".

He loses 10 kg that week.

So he thought this program is awesome!
Lets try the 25 kg!
So he asked for the 25 kg but the lady said "R u sure?
its really tough".
he said "YES!"
Next day at 6 he opens the door, he finds a negro gay in just underwear saying..
"If I catch u, I will f*** u.."
 
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