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Kolkata curator: Sir, what kind of pitch do you want?
Dhoni: We want a very dynamic pitch.

Curator: What does that mean?
Dhoni: It should spin when Ojha and Ashwin are bowling, be fast when Zak and Bhajji are bowling, should slow down when Anderson is bowling, and should stay flat when Swann is bowling.

Curator: And what about Monty Panesar?
Dhoni: We are changing the rules for him, he will only be allowed to bowl full toss, we cannot afford to take the risk.

Curator: What about the English batsmen? How are you gonna take their wickets?
Dhoni: I think we are gonna adapt the strategies we used when we were kids.

Curator: And what is that?
Dhoni: For them, it will be 'ek tappa' out.
 
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