Stupid and funny from all over the world - II

[Zabaniyah]

Dat camera...

Don't be like Milhouse:

This is the reason why most women heads of state fail:

 

[Kyusuibu Honbu]

We have saying in Telugu.

బయట లో ఇల్లు, పిల్లి లో పులి

Translated: Tiger while at home, cat outside home

Anyways here is some beautiful music,

the uploader seems to ave confused street performer with a beggar.

 

[Zabaniyah]

Only in Soviet Russia:

 

[Zabaniyah]

 

[Zabaniyah]

 

[Zabaniyah]

 

[Zabaniyah]

 

[Last Hope]

What is a SRK?

 

[Zabaniyah]

 

[BlackenTheSky]

 

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One day at the rest home, an old man and woman are talking. Out of nowhere the woman says, "I can guess your age."

The man doesn't believe her, but tells her to go ahead and try.

"Pull down your pants," she says.

He doesn't understand but does it anyway. She inspects his rear end for a few minutes and then says, "You're 84 years old."

"That's amazing," the man says. "How did you know?"

"You told me yesterday."

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An Army Captain is assigned to a remote desert post in Iraq. During inspection, he notices a camel tied up outside the barracks. He asks the soldier, "why is that camel there?"

The soldier says: "There are 250 men here and no women. Sometimes men get urges."

A month later the Captian has urges himself. He puts the ladder behind the camel, drops his trousers and has $ex with the camel. He asks the soldier: "Is that how the men do it?"

"No sir, they usually ride it to the brothel!"

 

[BlackenTheSky]

 

[JanjaWeed]

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[matti]

 

[Federer]

True story: