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AMERICAN MOVIES TEACH US:
1. Chinese have nothing better to do than teaching or practice Kung Fu.
2. More than 50% of U.S. population are FBI/CIA agents, working undercover.
3. The purpose of school system of U.S. is to promote basketball.
4. Aliens have special interest in attacking U.S.
5. U.S. is a place where you can meet all mythical creatures like werewolves and vampires.

INDIAN MOVIES TEACH US:
1. At least one of the identical twins is born evil.
2. While defusing a bomb, do not worry, whichever wire you cut you"always choose
the right".
3. A hero will show no pain, while getting beaten up; but will show pain when a girl
cleans up his wound.
4. A detective can solve a case only when he is suspended from duty.
5. If you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone you meet will know the steps..
 
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No matter how good looking they are, those big knives make me not to want to go to bed with them.

Good to hear this news! China is ready to send the US fleet to the bottom of the South China Sea with our anti-ship ballistic missile. After we destroy the US fleet, the US will finally collapse economically and socially. Then China will be free to invade and conquer Australia and then Hawaii, and finally North America.

Basically the life savings of everybody 40 years old and above in Japan will be wiped out overnight when Japanese government defaults.

Yes, most Taiwanese don't like us either. But they still re-elected their pro-China party, because they don't want to die in a hail of Chinese missiles. Now it's time for Vietnam to choose. Personally, I prefer if you choose war not peace, because I want to see our new Chinese military weapons in action!

:china:

China is a superpower. We don't need friends. 3000 nuclear warheads are our bestest friends. :)

Who said we would strike NYC with conventional missiles only? Our nuclear strikes would focus on the nice white neighborhoods and leave the black neighborhoods alone so the post-holocaust USA would be predominantly non-white, then the non-whites would finally take revenge against the whites.

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Outrageous! I hope Indonesians declare jihad on South Korea. North Korea could use another ally.

Our 3000+ nuclear warheads are all the friends we need :)

With our military might, we can unleash Vishnu on the world.

If this is true, then the US ambassador (Gary Locke) and all US diplomats must be put under house arrest.
The time for our 3000+ nuclear warheads to be used is finally at hand! :china:

It's very simple. China can send arm terrorists with nuclear backpacks to set off in Oslo. I'm sure there are terrorist groups who want to strike at Norway.

LOL........ india doesn't even have Agni-1, forget about Agni-5. All your Agni missiles so far are just technology demonstrators. None of them were ever mass produced. Your tests were all "launch and hope it doesn't explode immediately" rather than "testing the accuracy of the missiles by striking fixed targets."

The only indian missile that can be used as MRBM against China is Agni-4 and that one won't be in service for at least 5 years! india can barely launch rockets without launchpad explosions. :lol:

Brazil would be an awesome ally against USA. Latin America needs its own nukes to defend against USA.

Too bad india is not equal. It's time to recognize the difference between 81 and 105.


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AMERICAN MOVIES TEACH US:
1. Chinese have nothing better to do than teaching or practice Kung Fu.
2. More than 50% of U.S. population are FBI/CIA agents, working undercover.
3. The purpose of school system of U.S. is to promote basketball.
4. Aliens have special interest in attacking U.S.
5. U.S. is a place where you can meet all mythical creatures like werewolves and vampires.

INDIAN MOVIES TEACH US:
1. At least one of the identical twins is born evil.
2. While defusing a bomb, do not worry, whichever wire you cut you"always choose
the right".
3. A hero will show no pain, while getting beaten up; but will show pain when a girl
cleans up his wound.
4. A detective can solve a case only when he is suspended from duty.
5. If you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone you meet will know the steps..

You deserve a PhD :rofl:
 
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