An insect falls into a mug of beer |_|>
Englishman : Throws his mug away and walks out
American : Takes the insect out and drinks the beer
Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the beer away
Indian : Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer
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Woman Buys A New Sim
Card Puts It In Her Phone
And Decides To Surprise Her
Husband Who Is Seated On
The Couch In The Living Room.
She Goes To The Kitchen,
Calls Her Husband With
The New Number:
"Hello Darling"
The Husband Responds
In A Low Tone:
"Let Me Call U Back
Later Honey, The Dumb
Lady Is In The Kitchen..!!
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Oversmart wife to her husband--> If I sex with ur closest & loving friend , then what will be ur reactions??
Intelligent Husband--> If that happens, then I'll be shocked ..that u r a lesbian .
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In school :
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Oh TEST:
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TEST:
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Teacher Coming:
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End the test :
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