Stupid and funny from all over the world - II

[Marshmallow]

Same old trick: Doing some thing which is not permissible in mathematics then come with Surprises.

1.)Dividing with ZERO is not permissible e.g. last problem of a=2a
2.)Taking root of a negative number is not permissible.e.g. root of -1 is UNDEFINED so 3rd step is wrong.

Jarha r u a Math Teacher?

 

[Yaduveer]

Jarha r u a Math Teacher?

No!

I found teaching and teachers are quite boring specially Mathematics one.

 

[Marshmallow]

No!

I found teaching and teachers are quite boring specially Mathematics one.

arent all teachers borin?

 

[Yaduveer]

arent all teachers borin?

Well yeah mostly but there come Madams specially young ones

 

[500]

so where am i wrong

You are wrong in row before last:

2.)Taking root of a negative number is not permissible.e.g. root of -1 is UNDEFINED

Root of -1 = i.

 

[500]

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[Yaduveer]

You are wrong in row before last:

Root of -1 = i.

i is imaginary number not real.

According to your solution:

root of -1 = i OK then (root of -1)*(root of -1) = i*i = square of i = -1; (square of i is -1 refer complex number )

Again problem will come up 1=-1; Which is wrong.

This problem is inherently wrong when you took root of negative number in Third step NOT in Second last step.

Complex number - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Marshmallow]

 

[Abingdonboy]

 

[500]

i is imaginary number not real.

Have u ever seen any number in real? All numbers are products of our mind.

According to your solution:

root of -1 = i OK then (root of -1)*(root of -1) = i*i = square of i = -1; (square of i is -1 refer complex number )

Again problem will come up 1=-1; Which is wrong.

i*i = 1. I just showed why.

 

[Marshmallow]

sorry @Jarha n @500 for postin pics in da middle of da maths class u both r havin here

 

[Grindel]

i is imaginary number not real.

According to your solution:

root of -1 = i OK then (root of -1)*(root of -1) = i*i = square of i = -1; (square of i is -1 refer complex number )

Again problem will come up 1=-1; Which is wrong.

This problem is inherently wrong when you took root of negative number in Third step NOT in Second last step.

Complex number - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Have u ever seen any number in real? All numbers are products of our mind.


i*i = 1. I just showed why.

 

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[Yaduveer]

Have u ever seen any number in real? All numbers are products of our mind.


i*i = 1. I just showed why.

I don't how to argue with a fool who does not know iota of complex numbers still arguing like a Einstein or Ramanujam. I simply don't know. PLZ some one help me.

P.S. Earlier I have very high regard of Israelis in knowledge area but it looks like every country has it's own share of fools.