Stupid and funny from all over the world - II

[Marshmallow]

 

[Marshmallow]

 

[Amolthebest]

A new lady teacher came to teach 4th standard students.
As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students to
introduce themselves with name and hobby.

She said, " Let's start with the boys first."

Boys start giving their intro...

First boy: "My name is John, and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub."

Teacher was confused to listen but said, "Interesting.
Well, Ok. In fact, we must be honest in telling the hobby. And after all there is
essentially a child in each of us.

So it's ok John. Yes next."
Second boy: "Myself Peter and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub."

Teacher now got surprised and said, "Good. I like the spirit of supporting a
friend. Ok next. "

Third boy: "I'm Smith and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub."

Teacher: "Guys are you joking or what?
Please be sincere. Ok next."

This continues...and the last boy stands up
"I'm Harry and my hobby is to see bubble in the
Bathtub. "

Exhausted, the teacher said, "I don't think I will be able to teach un-grown
boys for long.
Anyway, now the girls please. "

First girl: "I'm Julie and my hobby is to see birds."
Teacher: "Good. At last I got something different. Ok next."

Second girl: "I'm Ruby and I like to collect perfumes."

Teacher "Now it's like educated grown up
girls. Ok next. "You sweet girl; Yes you...Most beautiful girl of the class"
"Madam, my name is ' Bubble ', and my
hobby is to take bath three times a day."

 

[air marshal]

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[Yaduveer]

abe genius, 0 ko katta kon ne

akalmand

 

[Srinivas]

Perfect Girl friend

 

[Koovie]

 

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[Bratva]

 

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[khanboy007]

nakhray uthanaa choro aur AAMIR LIYAQAT ki policy apnaoo-----------***** PHENKDO

 

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[Srinivas]

You mean "he is going in to labour"