Stupid and funny from all over the world - II

[Grindel]

 

[Bas_tum_Pak]

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Pappu Se Interview Me Pucha Gaya:
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Agar 2 Minute K Liye Aapko P.M
Bana Diya Jaye
To Aap Kya Karenge.....??
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Pappu: Hum Maggi Noodles Banayenge..
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Interviewer: Why....??
Pappu: 2 Minute Me To Sirf Maggi Ban
Sakta Hai..
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Interviewer: Agar 5 Saal K Liye PM Bana
Diya Jaye to....??
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Pappu: Hum 5 Saal K Liye P.M Nahi
Banega..
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Interviewer: Why....??
Pappu: Itna Maggi Kon Khayega...??

 

[Jazzbot]

 

[S.U.R.B.]

 

[Tehmasib]

 

[Tehmasib]

some Jr Think tank of PDF

 

[JAT BALWAN]

Geography teacher:

India me sbse jyada baraf kha girti hai..??????
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Awesum rply by a kid:-

"whiskey k glass me" cheers.....

@Imran Khan @JAT BALWAN

Sahi hai par main aur Imran bhai aisa nahi karte....

whiskey aur humare beech kuch nahi hota .... barf bhi nahi...

 

[Imran Khan]

Sahi hai par main aur Imran bhai aisa nahi karte....

whiskey aur humare beech kuch nahi hota .... barf bhi nahi...

ice pakistan main milaty hai yaar per garmi ke dinoo main .over all main ne bhut kam ice ke sath pee hai bahir dostoon ya party main.ice ke sath pag ki smajh nhi ati bara hai ke chota

 

[KRAIT]

ice pakistan main milaty hai yaar per garmi ke dinoo main .over all main ne bhut kam ice ke sath pee hai bahir dostoon ya party main.ice ke sath pag ki smajh nhi ati bara hai ke chota

Just two cubes, no matter how much whiskey is in the glass.

 

[Imran Khan]

Just two cubes, no matter how much whiskey is in the glass.

nhi babu we keep in freezer both bottles

 

[JAT BALWAN]

Just two cubes, no matter how much whiskey is in the glass.

Man those two cubes makes whiskey like water....

Waise bhi whiskey dekhte hi itna paani muh main aajata hai ki aur paani ki koi load nahi...

Neat scotch is like making life vibrant ...

nhi babu we keep in freezer both bottles

Yea that`s how we saints worship our bottles...

 

[KRAIT]

Man those two cubes makes whiskey like water....
Waise bhi whiskey dekhte hi itna paani muh main aajata hai ki aur paani ki koi load nahi...
Neat scotch is like making life vibrant ...

Depends on mood yaar. Whether you are holding the drink or taking shots.

I like neat in start. After 2-3 pegs, may switch to 2 cubes. Mahol ban jaaye, fir aaram se piyo.

Hum jaison ke liye jaroori hota hai, warna jyada chali jaati hai, pata hi nahin chalta.

 

[KRAIT]

Most Outrageous Live TV Moments - YouTube

 

[JAT BALWAN]

@ KRAIT ek din main kitni pee hai max.?

I remember one nice day when I emptied 2 &3/4 bottle of RS with 2 KG Bakra...

Man I was stuffed till night...

 

[KRAIT]

@ KRAIT ek din main kitni pee hai max.?
I remember one nice day when I emptied 2 &3/4 bottle of RS with 2 KG Bakra...
Man I was stuffed till night...

Bottle, Khamba, Adha ya quarter ?

I once started my evening with one quarter Vodka neat in single shot. Then don't know how much Whiskey after that.

Maximum I don't remember, had Black out once in, so reduced alcohol intake considerably.