Stupid and funny from all over the world - II

[laiqs@mi]

 

[Kyusuibu Honbu]

Liver and stomach act doesn 't look like a hug.

 

[Masoom_Darinda]

A man applied for the post of a security guard

Interviewer: " we want sumone with a suspicious mind, high alertness, high sense of hearing, doesnt forget anything, and a killer instinct. You think you meet the challange?"

Man:"No but can my wife apply for the job?"

 

[Masoom_Darinda]

Why cant I post images even though I have passed the 15 posts mark?

 

[laiqs@mi]

 

[laiqs@mi]

 

[laiqs@mi]

 

[laiqs@mi]

 

[RoYaL~GuJJaR]

Husband and wife were waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.
A blind man joins them after a few minutes.
When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.

After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick?
That ticking sound is driving me crazy."

The blind man replies,
"If you would've put a rubber at the end of your STICK,
we'd be riding the bus..! so shut the f*ck up !!

 

[RoYaL~GuJJaR]

LOL...Good One.

 

[RoYaL~GuJJaR]

 

[RoYaL~GuJJaR]

 

[RoYaL~GuJJaR]

 

[laiqs@mi]

Camera an excellent weapon

 

[RoYaL~GuJJaR]

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