Stupid and funny from all over the world - II

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[laiqs@mi]

 

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^^^ Cotton Candy a.k.a. "lachchaa".

 

[Windjammer]

Indian-origin man gets to be slapped to avoid Facebook

An Indian-origin computer programmer in the US claims to have increased his productivity after he hired a woman to slap him in the face every time she catches him looking at Facebook.

Maneesh Sethi placed an advertisement on the classified website Craigslist to recruit someone willing to monitor what he was looking at on his laptop, Daily Mail reported.

The computer expert and writer, from San Francisco, now pays a female employee five pounds ($8) an hour for striking him in the face whenever she spots him wasting time on social media.

Sethi claims the unusual motivational system has helped him boost his productivity from just 35 percent to around 98 percent in a working day.

Writing on his blog, Sethi said he felt embarrassed after calculating he wasted around 19 hours every week looking at Facebook or other social media websites.


Read more at: Indian-origin man gets to be slapped to avoid Facebook : What's Hot, News - India Today

So basically you get paid for slapping an Indian, why do i get the feeling that many of you are saying, "We'll do it for free".

 

[friendly_troll96]

نادرا کا نادر کارنامہ، سیالکوٹ کے محنت کش محمد نذیر کو عورت بنا دیا۔ صرف اسی پر اکتفا نہیں بلکہ نامعلوم خاتون کو اسکا شوہربھی بنا ڈالا۔

نیشنل ڈیٹا بیس اینڈ رجسٹریشن اتھارٹی نے اب مردوں کی جنس عورت بنانے کے ساتھ ساتھ خواتین کو شوہر بھی لکھنا شروع کردیا ہے، ایسی ہی ایک مثال سیالکوٹ کے نواحی گاﺅں ہرڑ کے رہائشی چھیتر سالہ محنت کش محمد نذیر کی بھی ہے جسے اس کی جنس عورت اور شوہر کے خانہ میں ثریا بی بی نامی عورت کا نام تحریرکرکے کمپیوٹرائزڈ شناختی کارڈ جاری کردیا گیا ہے جس کی درستگی کیلئے محمد نذیر چار ماہ سے نادرا دفتر کے چکر لگا رہا ہے لیکن اسکی شنوائی نہیں ہوپا رہی جبکہ کمپیوٹرائزڈ شناختی کارڈ درست نہ ہونے کے باعث اس کو شدید مشکلات

 

[Kloitra]

Apple vs. Samsung: A peace treaty

(CNN) -- On an historic autumn day in 2012, online warriors from both sides of the epic Apple-Samsung feud agreed to set aside their powerful smartphones and resolve their tensions, which had grown intolerable. What follows is the HTML version of their agreement, the Cupertino-Seoul Apple-Samsung Fanboy Treaty.

Conciliatory Treaty

WHEREAS, the respective Parties, the Apple Fanboys (also known as "Apple Fanbois," "Fanb0yz," "iPhoners" or simply "The Mac Faithful," among many other names) and the Samsung Fanboys (also known as "Apple H4terz," "Galaxians" or "Androiders") seek a lasting peace, both online and off, and...

WHEREAS, online forums, queues for new products and technology blogs have become polluted with smack talk, useless feature comparisons and Photoshopped ads meant to deride and belittle each other's device preference, and...
Apple vs. Samsung: Tale of two countries
The Number: Samsung the new Apple?

WHEREAS both sets of Parties recognize that a competitive market is both critical and necessary for continued technological innovation to benefit all, especially early adopters...

NOW, THEREFORE, the Parties agree to abide by the agreements herein, enumerated in the terms of the articles set forth below:

ARTICLE 1

Apple Fanboys agree not to keep bringing up the August 2012 $1 billion patent verdict against Samsung as a way of trying to squelch any disagreement over who may have copied what, recognizing that the case covered a limited scope of features. Samsung Fanboys will similarly cease efforts to end all arguments by discussing "Open" versus "Closed" platforms, accepting that there are numerous advantages and disadvantages to each.

ARTICLE 2

Apple Fanboys won't list how many apps are available for iOS (more than 700,000, since the treaty brought it up) on every message board about app development while Samsung Fanboys will minimize cross-Party discussion of expandable SD-card memory, replaceable batteries, screen size, NFC technology or how Android's notifications are still way better than Apple's, even after Notification Center was added to iOS and Mac OS X.

ARTICLE 3

Both Parties will agree that Widgets, often touted as a selling point by Samsung Fanboys, are actually kinda dumb, but then so is Apple's "Podcast" app, which is just absolutely the worst. Apple Fanboys acknowledge that Animated Wallpaper would be a nice feature to have while Samsung Fanboys admit that late at night, they sometimes wake up screaming from nightmares about product upgrade fragmentation across the Android platform.

ARTICLE 4

Apple Fanboys vow to stop taking the words of Steve Jobs (RIP) about going thermonuclear on Google over Android as personal marching orders. Samsung Fanboys agree to share some of the 50 Gigabytes of Dropbox storage that came with their Galaxy S3 phone and to let Apple Fanboys play around with the Swype keyboard feature whenever it is requested.

ARTICLE 5

Both Parties agree to a complete and immediate ban on mocking in the following manner: Apple Fanboys will no longer pick up a Samsung Note device and hold it up to their ear, shouting, "HELLO!? I THINK THIS PHONE IS TOO BIG FOR MY FACE!" Samsung Fanboys likewise agree to stop posting images online of people holding up iPads to take photos, superimposed with the word "FAIL" on the image.

ARTICLE 6

Samsung Fanboys agree to immediately boycott and disown television commercials making fun of Apple customers standing in line. Apple Fanboys, in exchange, promise to stop treating iPhone and iPad launch days like a national holiday or, Steve Jobs forbid, like the Woodstock of their generation.

ARTICLE 7

The oath to be taken by both Apple and Samsung Fanboys upon ratification of this peace treaty shall be in the following form: "I ....... do solemnly swear allegiance to all sleek, cutting-edge, full-featured mobile devices, be they made by Apple or by manufacturers of Android-based products. Should I feel the need to criticize, boast by comparison or complain about a product that rivals the one I own and use, such Internet-based venom will be directed at a third-party target [namely Windows mobile or, ha ha, BlackBerry users. LAME.]."

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, the respective Parties sign this Treaty by digital signature or QR Code, then Tweet a link for all to see.

BY AGREEMENT OF BOTH PARTIES, war between Apple and Samsung Fanboys is declared to have terminated October, 2012.

Apple vs. Samsung: A peace treaty - CNN.com

 

[Ammyy]

Indian-origin man gets to be slapped to avoid Facebook

An Indian-origin computer programmer in the US claims to have increased his productivity after he hired a woman to slap him in the face every time she catches him looking at Facebook.

Maneesh Sethi placed an advertisement on the classified website Craigslist to recruit someone willing to monitor what he was looking at on his laptop, Daily Mail reported.

The computer expert and writer, from San Francisco, now pays a female employee five pounds ($8) an hour for striking him in the face whenever she spots him wasting time on social media.

Sethi claims the unusual motivational system has helped him boost his productivity from just 35 percent to around 98 percent in a working day.

Writing on his blog, Sethi said he felt embarrassed after calculating he wasted around 19 hours every week looking at Facebook or other social media websites.


Read more at: Indian-origin man gets to be slapped to avoid Facebook : What's Hot, News - India Today

So basically you get paid for slapping an Indian, why do i get the feeling that many of you are saying, "We'll do it for free".

Still you will called servent of him.... are you ready to do it free?....

 

[laiqs@mi]

 

[KRAIT]

Still you will called servent of him.... are you ready to do it free?....

That would been slavery.

 

[laiqs@mi]