Stupid and funny from all over the world - II

[Imran Khan]

 

[MastanKhan]

seems legit

You got me on that buffalo for a moment---I was saying---what the heck---what kind of baby elephant is that---.

 

[Safriz]

 

[HellzHere]

Stop bullying others

Great pic,deserves to be the picture of the day!

 

[aakash_2410]

Wtf...

He is a Nihang Sikh. Nihang Sikhs have unusually elaborate turbans but they would always be impartial in fight and always fight for justice.

 

[LURKER]

 

[Safriz]

PDF original gem

http://www.defence.pk/forums/general-images-multimedia/204303-better-shoe-question.html

 

[Esc8781]

PDF original gem

http://www.defence.pk/forums/general-images-multimedia/204303-better-shoe-question.html

LOLZ, wow

 

[Paan Singh]

 

[takeiteasy]

Elephent Love:

[video]http://www.facebook.com/v/4646679003957[/video]

 

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A Canadian couple was strolling through a park in London and sat down on a bench next to an elderly Briton. The Brit noticed their lapel pins sporting the Canadian flag and, to make conversation, said "Judging by your pins, you must be Canadians".

"Indeed we are", replied the Canadian gentleman.

"I hope you won't mind my asking," said the Brit, "but what do the two red bars on your flag represent?"

"Well," replied the Canadian gentlman, "one of the bars stands for the courage and hardiness of our people in settling the cold expanses and broad prairies of our country. The other is for the honesty and integrity for which Canadians are known."

The Brit mulled this over and nodded. Having poor eyesight at his advanced age, and not being familiar with maple leaves, he then asked, "And what's that six-pointed item in the middle of your flag?"

"Oh, that's to remind us of the six words of our national motto," the Canadian lady piped up.

The Brit asked, "And what are those six words?"

The Canadian smiled and replied, "They are 'Don't blame us - we're not Americans.'"

 

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The Priests Rooster

The Priest of a small village was very fond of his flock of ten hens and a cockerel.

He kept them in a hen house behind the parish, but one Saturday night, the cockerel was missing.

The priest, suspecting fowl play decided to say something about it at church the next morning.

At Mass, he asked the congregation, has anyone got a c0ck? To which all the men stood up.

"No,no," he said, somewhat flustered, "that's not what I meant. "Has anybody SEEN a c0ck?" All the women stood up.

"No, no," he said. "Thats not what I meant either. Has anyone seen a c0ck that doesn't belong to them." Half the women stood up.

"No, no," He said, now thoroughly embarrassed "Perhaps I should rephrase the question: Has anybody here seen MY c0ck?" All the choirboys stood up

 

[p(-)0ENiX]

Made Me Giggle.

 

[p(-)0ENiX]

How Did You Find Me?

 

[p(-)0ENiX]

Hey Grandma , Can You Help Me Out With This Pic?