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Boy to his mom: Mumma mai kaise paida hua??

Mom: Maine 1 bartan me mitti dal kar rakh di, kuch din baad usme se tum muje mile.

Bache ne aisa hi kiya.

Ab kuch din baad usne jakar dekha to usme 1 mendak tha.

Bacha:{gusse se} dil to krta h k Sale, tujhe goli mar du, par kya kru?
Aulad hai tu meri! :D =D
 
Racism .....?

Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Sarson Da Tel?" ( Mustard OIL)

The clerk says "are you a Sikh?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.

If I had asked for Olive Oil, would you ask me if I was Italian?

Or if I had asked for Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if Iwas Jewish?

Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?

The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Sarson Da Tel, why did you

ask if I am a Sikh?"

The clerk replied,

"Because you're in a Liquor Store." :D
 
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