Stupid and funny from all over the world - II

[dexter]

 

[Paan Singh]

 

[Jazzbot]

 

[Paan Singh]

 

[StingRoy]

 

[xuxu1457]

 

[S.U.R.B.]

 

[Jazzbot]

So a guy walk's into a bar and he go's right to bar itself and he ask's for a beer.
After his second beer he sees a jar filled with money.
He ask the bartender what's up with that jar overthere?
Bartender say "Oh you need to pay me 10 euro's and then you need to do 3 challenges , if you succeed you get the jar with all the money in it"
So what are the challenges he ask the bartender?
Sorry i can't say unless u pay me 10 euro.
The man is not sure if he gonna accept it so he drinks another beer.
So after his 5th beer he say "here's my 10 euro's , tell me what i got to do"
Bartender : " Challenge 1 : Drink a whole botle of tequilla in 2 minutes without falling of ur chair , Challenge 2 : My dog (a pittbul) who sits in the garden has a bad tooth that needs to be pulled out of his mouth , Challenge 3 : My mother sleeps in de room above the bar , and i need you to fuk her untill she is happy"
So the man say's : " Come on bring me the botle!"
Bartender " puts his money in the jar and brings him his bolte of tequilla.
So he starts drinking from the botle , and in 1 minute its empty.
He gets of his chair and go's to the garden.
After a while they hear the dog barking and crying like crazy.

Then the guy stumbles and say's : So where's that old lady with the bad tooth

 

[get straight]

she is so cute

 

[Imran Khan]

 

[SOHEIL]

FAT !? oh my GoooD

HA HA HA nice one man

 

[get straight]

 

[Bratva]

 

[Filmmaker]

 

[Filmmaker]

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