Stupid and funny from all over the world - II

[Thorn]

good 1

 

[Peregrine]

When i was in University i hid behind the chair.

 

[Peregrine]

 

[BronzePlaque]

 

[skyknight]

Not stupid but very funnty

 

[skyknight]

An exercise in case of Tiger's jail break ,was held in Chengdu Zoo, Sichuan province.

Mr Tiger hides behind the bush.

He tries to escape.

Unfortunately, He was shot down by the human.

Man: Yeah, You are never gonna escape coz we are professional.

Man: Boss, we caught him. Everything goes perfectly.

They send Mr tiger to the right place.

Mr tiger No.2 :Oh,shxt! My buddy, what happened to you?
You stupid humans, Leave my brother!

 

[COLDHEARTED AVIATOR]

 

[harpoon]

i thought indians in their own accent say jahil hamid, zohal hamid,

Indians can very well differentiate b/n Zaid 'Joker' Hamid & Zohal 'Gorgeous' Hamid.

 

[Jango]

 

[harpoon]

Quite innovative.

 

[v9s]

 

[VelocuR]

On Thursday, Prime Minister Gilani called the speaker’s decision a “victory for democracy”.

“Today, for the first time in the history of Pakistan, democracy has won and the speaker ruled in my favour,” he told a ceremony in Islamabad.


The final word?: Speaker refuses to disqualify PM

leaders are full of retarded.

 

[Soumitra]

Machchar bhagende nahi, Daru ki smell se aur attract ho kar aa jayenge

 

[W.11]

Quite innovative.

chappal se mahange tu is ka lock hoga

 

[Jazzbot]