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last status update b4 death
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last status update b4 death
Paan Singh
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address puchney ke 5Rs
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Haha cute, poor baby, Loved the 'You bastard! (Angry)" face!
BlackenTheSky
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ehtay hain larki k hath main bari barkat hoti hai
2 inch ki cheaz hath main do
6 inch ki kardeti hai
jaise k
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roti
but i like the way you thought....
2 inch ki cheaz hath main do
6 inch ki kardeti hai
jaise k
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roti
but i like the way you thought....
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BlackenTheSky
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OMG So Funny 
"" One man had a child
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1 year later - man asked the child-what to gift you?
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child said
ping pong ball
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2'nd b'day-
Father- what gift you want?
Son - ping pong ball
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3rd b'day
Father- what gift you want?
Son - ping pong ball
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4th bday
Father- what gift you want?
Son - ping pong ball
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5th bday
Father- what gift you want?
Son - ping pong ball
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6thb'day
Father- what gift you want?
Son - ping pong ball
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24th bday
Father- what gift you want?
Son - ping pong ball
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he got married
at honeymoon
Wife-what do u want?
Husband-ping pong ball
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25th bday
Wife - what gift you want?
Husband-ping pong ball
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26th bday
Wife - what gift you want?
Husband-ping pong ball
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27th bday
Wife - what gift you want?
Husband-ping pong ball
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his kids become 15 yrs old
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40th bday
kids- Father what gift you want?
Father - ping pong ball
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41st b'day
kids- Father what gift you want?
Father - ping pong ball
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42nd bday
kids- Father what gift you want?
Father - ping pong ball
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79th b'day
kids- Father what gift you want?
Father - ping pong ball
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time for his death
all the people from whom he took ping pong ball
(Like his Wife, kids and all others) came to him and asked
Why did you ask for ping pong ball all the time?
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He said give me a ping pong ball then I will tell you...
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Then those people gave him a ping pong ball
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He said when I will be extremely near to death then I will tell
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During those last moments when he is about to die
everyone reached him and asked
tell us why did you ask for ping pong ball always?
he said.
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I asked for a ping pong ball on my every b'day because
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And he died... before he could tell the Reason...
What a tragedy! What a tragedy!!!
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Now don't look at me like thissssssssssssssss … Y Should I suffer
alone.....
"" One man had a child
....
...
...
....
...
...
1 year later - man asked the child-what to gift you?
...
...
...
...
child said
ping pong ball
...
...
...
...
2'nd b'day-
Father- what gift you want?
Son - ping pong ball
...
...
....
...
3rd b'day
Father- what gift you want?
Son - ping pong ball
...
...
...
....
4th bday
Father- what gift you want?
Son - ping pong ball
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5th bday
Father- what gift you want?
Son - ping pong ball
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6thb'day
Father- what gift you want?
Son - ping pong ball
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24th bday
Father- what gift you want?
Son - ping pong ball
...
....
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...
....
...
he got married
at honeymoon
Wife-what do u want?
Husband-ping pong ball
...
...
...
....
25th bday
Wife - what gift you want?
Husband-ping pong ball
...
....
....
...
...
...
...
...
26th bday
Wife - what gift you want?
Husband-ping pong ball
...
...
....
...
...
27th bday
Wife - what gift you want?
Husband-ping pong ball
...
...
....
...
...
....
........................................................................
.
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his kids become 15 yrs old
...
...
....
...
40th bday
kids- Father what gift you want?
Father - ping pong ball
...
...
....
...
...
41st b'day
kids- Father what gift you want?
Father - ping pong ball
...
...
...
....
...
...
42nd bday
kids- Father what gift you want?
Father - ping pong ball
...
...
....
...
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.
.......
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.
......
79th b'day
kids- Father what gift you want?
Father - ping pong ball
...
...
....
...
........................................................................
.
.......
.................................................................
time for his death
all the people from whom he took ping pong ball
(Like his Wife, kids and all others) came to him and asked
Why did you ask for ping pong ball all the time?
...
...
....
He said give me a ping pong ball then I will tell you...
....
....
...
Then those people gave him a ping pong ball
...
....
....
...
...
He said when I will be extremely near to death then I will tell
....
...
....
...
...
....
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
....
...
...
During those last moments when he is about to die
everyone reached him and asked
tell us why did you ask for ping pong ball always?
he said.
...
...
.....
...
....
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
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...
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I asked for a ping pong ball on my every b'day because
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...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
....
...
....
...
...
....
...
....
...
...
...
...
...
And he died... before he could tell the Reason...
What a tragedy! What a tragedy!!!
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Now don't look at me like thissssssssssssssss … Y Should I suffer
alone.....
BlackenTheSky
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Jab Ladka Ulti Kare Toh Maa: Kaha Se Pee Ke
Aaya Hain ******..
Aur. .
Jab Ladki Ulti Kare Toh Maa: Kaun Hain Woh
******.?
Conclusion:: Boys Are Always Kamine..
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Girl To Blind Boyfriend: Kash Tum Dekh
Sakte Ki Main Kitni Khubsurat Hoon..
Boy: Itni Khubsurat Hoti Toh Kiya Aankh
Wale Tujhe Mere Liye Chhodte.?
"Andha Hoon, Chutiya Nahin"..!
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Santa was reading Financial Times..
Headline reads.. "Microsoft buys Skype for $8.5 billion."
He says.."Hai Rabba, khareedeya kyon.. Download kar lehnda.."
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Ek Bar cheeku Ek Company Mein Interview Deke Aya, Aur rishabh Ke Pass Ja Pahuncha,
rishabh: Interview Kaisa Hua?
cheeku: Yaar, Interview To Achha Hua Hai, Par Last Mein Unhone Kaha Ki, Show Your Testimonials.
rishabh: Haan, To Firr?
cheeku: Mujhe Lagta Hai Ki Main Unhe Galat Cheez Dikha Aaya..
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eK BAAR EK LADY politician Speech de rahi thii...." Meri Ekk taang DELHI mein aurr doosrii tangg hameshaa PUNJABB mein rehti haiii..."
yeh Sun kee Ekk Aadmii bolaaa,"Wahh....HARYANAA waalonn kii tohh phirr MAUJANNN hii MAUJAANNNNNNN..
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Aaya Hain ******..
Aur. .
Jab Ladki Ulti Kare Toh Maa: Kaun Hain Woh
******.?
Conclusion:: Boys Are Always Kamine..
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Girl To Blind Boyfriend: Kash Tum Dekh
Sakte Ki Main Kitni Khubsurat Hoon..
Boy: Itni Khubsurat Hoti Toh Kiya Aankh
Wale Tujhe Mere Liye Chhodte.?
"Andha Hoon, Chutiya Nahin"..!
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Santa was reading Financial Times..
Headline reads.. "Microsoft buys Skype for $8.5 billion."
He says.."Hai Rabba, khareedeya kyon.. Download kar lehnda.."
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Ek Bar cheeku Ek Company Mein Interview Deke Aya, Aur rishabh Ke Pass Ja Pahuncha,
rishabh: Interview Kaisa Hua?
cheeku: Yaar, Interview To Achha Hua Hai, Par Last Mein Unhone Kaha Ki, Show Your Testimonials.
rishabh: Haan, To Firr?
cheeku: Mujhe Lagta Hai Ki Main Unhe Galat Cheez Dikha Aaya..
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eK BAAR EK LADY politician Speech de rahi thii...." Meri Ekk taang DELHI mein aurr doosrii tangg hameshaa PUNJABB mein rehti haiii..."
yeh Sun kee Ekk Aadmii bolaaa,"Wahh....HARYANAA waalonn kii tohh phirr MAUJANNN hii MAUJAANNNNNNN..
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did any body watch bunty funny videos??
its in punjabi and find it on utube
its in punjabi and find it on utube
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