Stupid and funny from all over the world - II

[Mujahid]

 

[Rizwan Alam]

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[agamdilawari]

 

[third eye]

Laloo sent his Resume 2 apply 4 a post in Microsoft USA. Few days later he got this reply:

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements.
Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks
Bill Gates

Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference-

"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogi ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayi hai."
Every1 was delighted. He continued "Ab hum aap sab ko apna appointment Letter padhkar sunaungaa ? par letter angrezi mein hai isliye saath-saath Hindi main translate bhi karunga."

Dear Mr. Laloo - Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiya
You do not meet - aap to milte hi nahin ho
our requirement - humko to zarurat hai
Please do not send any further correspondence - ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zarurat nahin
No phone call - phoonwa ka bhi zarurat nahin hai
shall be entertained - bahut khaatir ki jayegi
Thanks - aapka bahut dhanyavad
Bill Gates - Tohar Bilva

 

[RAMPAGE]

 

[Iggy]

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[DANGER-ZONE]

If somebody remember Voltron.

Real Voltron
http://www.thereformedbroker.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/VOLTRON.jpg

 

[Amolthebest]

 

[WAQAS119]

What Nawaz uncle said = “ Khazaana khaali hai” …..... What he actually meant = “ Kairii bullet train? ” :/

 

[WAQAS119]

Balls? Calls?

 

[Jango]

 

[Jazzbot]

 

[Zabaniyah]

 

[Jazzbot]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=172405656255013

Dafuq??

 

[Xeric]