Stupid and funny from all over the world - II

[A1Kaid]

BC ka kiya matlab?

 

[Lone]

I did catch the cats first

 

[animelive]

Too deep

 

[HRK]

 

[Zeeshi]

alot of fun here

 

[HRK]

Now I recognize u.....you are some distant relative of Zubaida Aapa.......

 

[HRK]

BC ka kiya matlab?

come-on you are J.TT....you should tell us.....leave it, its black cat....

 

[Cherokee]

 

[Gentelman]

Yar wo @Gentelman hae,Sahi nam sae bulao ge to pegham pohanche ga na.

Mr. @Gentleman is some canadian national.

am not canadian...
I am a pure Pakistani...
got that!!
and what's up here??

 

[Not Sure]

 

[Gentelman]

@Gentleman-
chal tujhay kisi nay yaad kia- -
poch lay jo pochna hai- -

mainna kia poochna a???

yar wo bechara shareef sa bacha hay

main bacha hoon???

 

[Gentelman]

@JonAsad uski gentlewoman ussay bata day gi...tussi fikar mat ker

kon genterwoman???
or ka chal ra hai???

 

[Gentelman]

@united aho go ask a gentleman I am a woman, you tharki!

whi are you dragging me without evem mentioning???
main uska mama lagta hoon??

 

[Frank Martin]

Responses from different people after Indian Cricket Team's 4-0 win over Australia

Manmohan Singh: Well...(silent)

Salman Khurshid: This is Sonia Gandhi's win... I mean our foreign policy so amazing that Australia was forced to bow before us.

Karunanidhi: Ashwin and Murali Vijay must now beat Sri Lanka in the field, in order to avenge the plight of Tamils.

Digvijay Singh: We'll see the hands of communal forces behind it, as Ravindra Jadeja and Cheteshwar Pujara, are both Gujarati!

Manish Tiwari: This win was possible becoz of the Congress party policy of favoring youth. Today's young team is playing better just because of Rahul Gandhi.

Kapil Sibal: Australia beat us 4-0, India defeated them 4-0 ... Zero Loss Theory proved.

Mayawati: There is no Dalit payer in the Indian team. BCCI is anti-Dalit. I demand 30% reservation in the team.

Arvind Kejriwal: How is Indian team winning all of a sudden? I will reveal it soon in a Press Conference.

Justice Katju: Australia Board must forgive the mistakes of its team because it is a great team. Also Watson has small children.

Left Parties: This "Left" (Ravindra Jadeja) is amazing.

Mulayam Singh Yadav: My U-turn was used by the Indian spinners very well... by the way Australia is a honest and true team.

Narendra Modi: The Chai which the Indian Team had during the Tea Session was made from the milk from Gujarat. Today Jadeja and Pujara again proved that Gujarat has always served India.

Mohan Bhagwat: This is a victory for BHARAT, not INDIA.

Rahul Gandhi: Heartiest congratulations to the Indian Football Team for defeating Australia 4-0

 

[khanboy007]

now thats how i want my switch to be