Stupid and funny from all over the world - II

[Raftar]

 

[Roybot]

 

[500]

YouTube in 1985 (collab) - YouTube

Barack to the Future - YouTube

 

[Roybot]

 

[xTra]

A man is walking down the street when he sees a sign in the window of a travel agency that says CRUISES - $100. He goes into the agency and hands the guy $100. The travel agent then whacks him over the head with a baseball bat and throws him in the river.

Another man is walking down the street a half hour later, sees the sign and pays the guy $100. The travel agent then whacks him with the baseball bat and throws him in the river.

Sometime later, the two men are floating down the river together and the first man asks, "Do you think they'll serve any food on this cruise?" The second man says, "I don't think so. They didn't do it last year."

---------- Post added at 05:54 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:53 PM ----------

A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm, while waiting for a train. A woman upon seeing those 2 cute babies asked the man, "Aren't they cute, what are their names?" The man giving the lady an angry look replied, "I don't know." The lady then asked, Are they boys or girls?" The man looking angrier than before replied "I don't know." The woman then started to scold the man, "What kind of a father are you?". The man replied, "I am not their father, I am just a condom salesman and these are the 2 complaints that I am taking back to my company."

---------- Post added at 05:55 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:54 PM ----------

This morning as I was buttoning my shirt a button fell off.
After that, I picked up my briefcase and the handle fell off.
Then I went to open the door and the doorknob fell off.
I went to get into my car and the door handle came off in my hand.
Now I'm afraid to pee....

 

[Roybot]

 

[xTra]

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom, and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store." "But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom -- I'll show you how."

 

[Roybot]

 

[xTra]

When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped that **** after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

 

[Rang De]

 

[darkinsky]

rofl:

these punks are so dumb

did he say, ary baat hi badh gye hai?? in the end?

 

[soul hacker]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[THE MASK]

 

[MastanKhan]

The Mask,

In my old age---I am getting a bit slow---took me a while to see thru it---the size was too small---that is why I kept wondering---it ain't that_____.

 

[KS]

The Mask,

In my old age---I am getting a bit slow---took me a while to see thru it---the size was too small---that is why I kept wondering---it ain't that_____.

Yep...and a bit mal-nourished..