Stupid and funny from all over the world - II

[Anees]

 

[Alpha1]

@Gentleman-
chal tujhay kisi nay yaad kia- -
poch lay jo pochna hai- -

yar wo bechara shareef sa bacha hay

 

[Alpha1]

The proportion of your no. of posts & thanks given to you explains it very well.

im a boy ........

 

[Dubious]

 

[DANGER-ZONE]

im a boy ........

Who quoted you mate.

 

[aakash_2410]

@<u><a href="http://www.defence.pk/forums/member.php?u=31984" target="_blank">aakash_2410</a></u>
Dude which side of the world do you belong?! how long you been in UK? Learn some slang will ya!!

I never said you lack comprehension skills.....

Don't you mean 'Dude, Which side of the world do you belong TO?' lool I've been in UK most of my life. Ohh! I know slangs alright, but you were telling me what Pathetic means and how it's an English word and all that so I just thought why not exhibit my superb command over English

Aur kuchh aapko nahi mila kehne ko? Kher, jaane do. Larkiyon ki aadat hi hai, main point pe argument nahi karne ki. Aur waise bhi koi larka jita hai larkiyon se argument mein?
@JonAsad aur hamare jaise sharif bachcho ka to jina haram ho gaya hai.

 

[ExtraOdinary]

 

[HRK]

 

[Dubious]

Who quoted you mate.

@danger-zone but his thanks are also more than his posts thats why he clarified it before you ask

 

[HRK]

 

[Dubious]

Don't you mean 'Dude, Which side of the world do you belong TO?' lool I've been in UK most of my life. Ohh! I know slangs alright, but you were telling me what Pathetic means and how it's an English word and all that so I just thought why not exhibit my superb command over English

Aur kuchh aapko nahi mila kehne ko? Kher, jaane do. Larkiyon ki aadat hi hai, main point pe argument nahi karne ki. Aur waise bhi koi larka jita hai larkiyon se argument mein?
@JonAsad aur hamare jaise sharif bachcho ka to jina haram ho gaya hai.

@aakash_2410 I dont usually bother much about what people say....I mean everyone has their say....Good to know you have good command of English

 

[agamdilawari]

 

[S.U.R.B.]

@Gentleman-
chal tujhay kisi nay yaad kia- -
poch lay jo pochna hai- -

Yar wo @Gentelman hae,Sahi nam sae bulao ge to pegham pohanche ga na.

Mr. @Gentleman is some canadian national.

 

[Koovie]

My few learnings fron TV ad-

1. Kareena has dandruff problem, Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa has hairfall problem and Priyanka has chip-chip.

2. If you've a hot wife make sure your neighbor doesn't use a deodorant in your absence.

3. Your complexion is more important than your qualifications

4. Saif Ali Khan din bhar Appy Fizz & Lays khata hai and still Bade Aaram Se FIT rehta hai

5. If there is no salt in your kitchen you can use Toothpaste

6. You can change your country by drinking Tata Tea

7. Every second oral care brand is No. 1 and recommended by every dentist in India!!!

8. If ur daughter is not Ready to Get married.., take her to a jewellery shop.

9. Only reason why men use deodorant is to get laid.

10. Most colas cure all kinds of phobias. You will be close to a superman, if you drink these regularly!!

 

[WAQAS119]

Lol @ "BC Calling"