Stupid and funny from all over the world - II

[Dubious]

 

[Dubious]

 

[Dubious]

 

[Bratva]

 

[aakash_2410]

I've got a good one.

You call me 'Geek' but I prefer the term 'Intellectual Badass'

 

[aakash_2410]

That moment when an ice cube drops from the fridge... and you're too lazy to pick it up so you kick it under the fridge knowing it would melt eventually.


Me in a classroom
Me: Can I use the bathroom?
Teacher: (Tries to be funny) I don't know, can you?
Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?
Teacher:...

 

[Bratva]

 

[aakash_2410]

Hahahahahahaha! Can't stop laughing!

 

[Darth Vader]

 

[ZYXW]

@Marshmallow @ZYXW

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hahahahaaha it reminded me of some of my friends LOLOL

 

[Riea]

 

[Pukhtoon]

You know what is the difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68?

At 8: You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18: You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28: You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38: She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48: You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58: You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68: If you take her to bed, that'll be a story. lol

 

[air marshal]

 

[air marshal]

 

[air marshal]