Sri Lankans want their Cricket team to tour Pakistan.

[W.11]

Yeh toh tu Peshawar aataa tabbi tujhe patta chalta ke koan hoon.

sir jana is from peshawar he will be angry

 

[@nline]

phir bhai tu barbar elaan q ker raha hai

Acha eik baat bata, PLEASE . . . . . . .
Tu eik daffa aa toh sahi, phir dekhna tujhe wapsi par gass ki dwai bhi doon ga.

 

[JonAsad]

phir bhai tu barbar elaan q ker raha hai

daal mein lazmi kuch kala hai-

 

[JonAsad]

haan tu meri behn hai

Abba Ji ko behn nai boltay samjhay -

 

[Skies]

Are you male or female?

2. When parking your car in a public garage, you:
a. toss your keys jauntily to the attendant
b. hand your keys over with a polite smile

3. When there's valet parking, you:
a. don't
b. hand your keys over with a polite smile.

4. If you haven't shaved in four days, the resulting stubble can be construed as:
a. semi-sexy
b. gross

5. At the doctor's, a common request would be:
a. "Cough."
b. "Would you please scoot down just a little more dear?"

6. As a sporty person, you need athletic support with:
a. one cup
b. two cups

7. When you're feeling insecure, what you say to your best friend is:
a. nothing
b. "Do I look fat?"

8. You've slept with several hundred people, you' are considered a:
a. sports legend
b. tramp

9. You've slept with no one, you are considered a:
a. virgin
b. target

10. The age it hits home that junk food will devastate your body is:
a. 45
b. 14

11. When you hear the words "hand wash only," the first thing that comes to mind is:
a. your car
b. panty hose

12. When you hear the words "wash your hands", the first thing that comes to your mind is:
a. why?
b. good personal hygiene

14. Your idea of basic pump in footwear is:
a. an athletic shoe made by Nike
b. a heeled shoe made by Gucci

Go:

1. Are you male or female? Take the test.


Should-you-be-male-or-female

2. http://quizfarm.com/quizzes/new/TristanWagner/should-you-be-male-or-female/

 

[@nline]

Since you are new to defence.pk- i'll show you an easy way out of an ugly conversation like we are having-- it will help you to survive-

your POST REPORTED!!

Yeh toh bohaat "BOOZDILLI" hai teri. . . . . Boozdilon wali harkaat ki na, (Shame on you)

Anyway, sorry if I said some thing you didn`t liked.

But who will tell the Moderator that it was you who begin all this. . . . . . . ?

 

[@nline]

Abba Ji ko behn nai boltay samjhay -

 

[JonAsad]

Yeh toh bohaat "BOOZDILLI" hai teri. . . . . Boozdilon wali harkaat ki na, (Shame on you)

Anyway, sorry if I said some thing you didn`t liked.

But who will tell the Moderator that it was you who begin all this. . . . . . . ?

No worries- MODS will not ask any one- They'll just ban all three of us-
Hayee- KASH TUM AP- AP KERK NA MUKHATIB KERTI LOGON KO-- UFFFFF

 

[W.11]

daal mein lazmi kuch kala hai-

abhi ap ap kerahe the aur abhi teri teri peh utar aye

 

[@nline]

No worries- MODS will not ask any one- They'll just ban all three of us-
Hayee- KASH TUM AP- AP KERK NA MUKHATIB KERTI LOGON KO-- UFFFFF

Come on,

Don`t be so coward man,
I said sorry for all my words even you didn`t do that?
But why you tell the Moderators. . . ?

 

[JonAsad]

Pukhtoon Bhai- @nline is a she -

 

[W.11]

^^ woh HE peh fida he hahahahhahahahaha

 

[JonAsad]

Come on,

Don`t be so coward man,
I said sorry for all my words even you didn`t do that?
But why you tell the Moderators. . . ?

Bro- i was joking with you- since i am in a good mood- and that happens alot-
So dont take any thing serious-

I didn't report any of your Post- Chil out- Have fun-

 

[@nline]

Pukhtoon Bhai- @nline is a she -

Agar mein aab jawaad donga toh phir "BOOZDILLI ka mozahra karo ge.
Agar himaat hai toh phir dosron ko mat shamil karo.

---------- Post added at 07:30 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:30 PM ----------

Bro- i was joking with you- since i am in a good mood- and that happens alot-
So dont take any thing serious-

I didn't report any of your Post- Chil out- Have fun-

Thanks and sorry again brother.

---------- Post added at 07:31 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:30 PM ----------

^^ woh HE peh fida he hahahahhahahahaha

Bro, come on. Its enough now.

 

[W.11]

frankenstien ne hum sab ko charge up kerdiya hai lolz