SMS Thread!!

[Xeric]

Just thought that a thread relating all the bulk SMSs that we receive on our cells from our friends should also be here.

Another reason was that though we in Pakistan do have access to these kind of stuff but our other friends should also know how we take out time for fun during our busy schedules! (Although other countries also follow this Fun SMS practices, but wanted to show them what we have got in our Kitty)

Event specific SMSs would also be appreciated, provided they are on time.

Obnoxious messages would be avoided at all cost!

 

[Xeric]

As a warmer round here comes a few of them:

3 Fastest ways of communications

1. Telephone
2. Te;evision
3. Tell a woman..




Need more speed???
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Also advise her NOT TO TELL ANYONE

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Army lessons..
"we will do it"
means "u will do it."

"u have done a great job"
means
"more work will be given to u."

"we r a team"
means
"i am not the only one to be blamed."

"that is a good question"
means
"i do not know anything about it."

"all the best"
means
"u r in trouble."

 

[Xeric]

"SHADI' karne k bad





aur "MOBILE" lene k bad





ek he baat ka afsos hota hai









thoray din aur ruk jatay tu..















is se acha "MODEL" mil jata

 

[leonblack08]

"SHADI' karne k bad





aur "MOBILE" lene k bad





ek he baat ka afsos hota hai









thoray din aur ruk jatay tu..















is se acha "MODEL" mil jata

 

[Xeric]

When some1 touches u & u dont feel it,
its IGNORANCE.

When some1 touches u & u feel it,
its LOVE.

When nobody touches u but u feel it,
its "Khurak"!

 

[Xeric]

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked:

Is bhains ko ghar kyn lai ho?

Wife: Daikhtay nahi, bakri hai!

Husband: Usi se pooch raha hon...

 

[Pk_Thunder]

kabhi
kabhi




chotti
chotti


cheezain
bhi
bohat
takleef
deti
hain
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Ager
yaqeen
nahi
to...
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.sui per baith ker daikho!!

 

[Xeric]

IN FRENCH:"bon jour"
IN SPANISH:"Te Quiro"
IN ITALIAN:"Teamo"
IN YUGOSLAV:"V olim te"
IN ENGLISH:"Good
Morning"
IN PANJABI: "Uth Beghairta kam te nai jana".

 

[Pk_Thunder]

1 sardar k ghar shadi k 20 saal bad bacha hua,....wo udhas h gaya

2nd sardar bola yaar udhas kyun ho?

1st sardar rothay hue bola,.....20 saal baad bacha hua,wo bhi
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...
''Chota Sa''....lolzz

 

[Xeric]

Insaan
ke
andr
msg
prhne
ka
itna
shoq
hta
hai
k
chahe
us
pagal
nalaiq
ko
kitni
bhi
gali
pr
rhi
hn
niche
tk
prhta
hai
ab
apne
ap
ko
dekh
lo
ye
pata
bhi
hai
ke
is
msg
main
kuch
nai
hai
phir
b
prhe
ja
rhe
ho
prho
prho
bilkul
last
tk
prhna
ab
tm
soch
rhe
ho
k
kb
ye
bkvas
msg
khtm
ho
aur
main
b
yehi
msg
fwrd
ker k kisi or ko tang keron

 

[Pk_Thunder]

Truth about human tongue...

It takes three years to learn how to use it.

But it takes a life time to learn 'when and where to use it'

 

[Pk_Thunder]

Hello Dear...Zara apnay sir per haath phero,phir phero,eak daffa aur phero bas 1 daffa aur....kaho ab tho yaqeen ho gaya na ke GADHAY ke sir per seeng nahi hotay!..llolz


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5 shocking facts..

Fact1...you cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue









Fact2..After reading the first fact,all fools try it.










Fact3..fact 1 is false,ha ha








fact4:now u r laughing bcoz u become a fool!













Fact5:Now u want to fool ur frnds also and will forward this msg!

 

[Xeric]

A group of elephants were
sitting on the street. A sexy

female elephant passed by...

What did the loafer elephant say?




Wow...
3600-2400-3600 !!

 

[Pk_Thunder]

Sardar to his son:Beta tu shair da puter hai aur wo shair main hun..

Son: Papa school mai teacher bhi mujhe yehi kehti hai ke tu insan ki nahi JANWAR ki aulad hai!


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A Couple went to watching a movie in Cinema.A mosquito entered girl's skirt......Guess Where did it bite?























































Nauty mind..
Always thinking dirty..
it bites on...






































































































...Boy's Hand..!

 

[Xeric]

A Boy saw a beautiful girl and said: Jan-e-mann is dil mein aajao.

Girl: sandal utaarun kya?

Boy: Pagli ye masjid thori hay, aisay hi aajao.