Sir Ali Rehman Mechatronics Engineer to Tony The Safoora Bus Terrorist

[Mabs]

I remember reading an interview of a terrorist chief in pakistan a while back, I don't remember his name, but what he said was that if he gets to spend a hour or so with any muslim youth, he can convert him into a suicide bomber.

The way he goes about doing it is by utilizing the dormant hatred within him towards others that is built up over time in a muslim society and schooling system.
He usually shows him a series of videos.
The first video is how Islam is the only true religion and how it is the greatest religion in the world.
The second is about all the moslim victories and conquests and about the glorious history of muslims.
Third one is about the atrocities of the kafirs and the infidels on muslims in palestine, bosnia, kashmir etc etc - the usual stuff that gets peddled around in the name of Islam khatre mein hain or muslims are being killed in the millions kind of BS.
The fourth is about the virtues of being jihadi - the usual jannah and virgins and blah blah and about being a soldier of Islam, being a Mujaheddin and about saving Islam from the Mushriks and the infidels and the kaffirs etc.

And, voila, you have your terrorist ready in a couple of hours.

It's gonna take a lil bit more than that to convert me. I'm gonna need a Mcflury and some nuggets!